Dick Wires

The dangly joes that keep your testicles attached to your body.

Fuck! I can't stand up straight, I tangled my dick wires!

by cock dickley February 3, 2008

ghost in the wires

a hacker

He used to do alot of freelance programming work, but then went rogue and became a "ghost in the wires".

by vi66raptor October 23, 2011

crossing wires

a girl I know said , I think we are "crossing wires" what the hell does this mean does anyone know

we are getting our wires crossed

by mxpx_punk December 28, 2003

jiggle the wires

to masturbate

when Owen is lonely, he jiggles the wires. Joe doesn't even wait untill he's alone.

by Dave Evans July 28, 2003

Welfare Wires

Any headphones that are not bluetooth compatible and therefore require wires.

* Friend gets out old Apple headphones to connect to his phone and listen to music*

Non-Poor Person: Oh nice welfare wires! Have fun untangling them

by GetRektPussyBoi April 5, 2021

White Wires

Cables for apple products.

See that kid over there? He only uses white wires!

by Flabberdabber September 17, 2017

Gretchel wires

An android/micro USB charger that has been cut to expose the inner wires and then is subsequently used to absolutely rip a dab cartridge when a battery is unavailable

“Yo man, would you happen to have a battery I could borrow?

“Nah man, but I’m absolutely ripped off these gretchel wires, I got you”

by Hooliganator April 15, 2022