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Couldn't get a handy in a whorehouse

Someone with very poor closing skills, or a person who is incapable of performing even simple tasks. This term originates in Colorado for someone who goes to a brothel and is unable to negotiate even a simple sex act, such as manual stimulation.
How do you expect to sell twenty insurance policies when you couldn't get a handy in a whorehouse?
by RandyO'Reilly October 22, 2010
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Whorehens

Whorehens, your nickname is now public.
by Lady and the tramp May 19, 2008
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Whoreiest

If your are the whoreiest, then you are the biggest whore to ever whore.
Look are her! She is the whoreiest person I have ever seen!
by TacoBellShit December 9, 2019
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Whoretense

A highly sexual coquettish or flirtatious state of a given female resembling a lurid feline in estrus.
She licked the last drop of her gin martini from the corner of her lips as a whoretense heat swept over body, to settle as savage passion in her eyes.
by Baron Lemonkynin DenConia April 29, 2007
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whorehouse

Your mom lives in a whorehouse.
by Travman December 3, 2002
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Whorehouse

Sland for the Texas Roadhouse restaurant due to the fact that they only hire really attractive girls.
You going to the whorehouse tonight for dinner?
by Geena D May 28, 2008
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whorehouse

A place where you do sex with woman and stuff.
Whorehouses are innapropriate and if you want to see one.
You'll have to pay,and go in to actually see the inside of the whorehouse.
It's actually a bunch of girls together,and then they are payed to do sex.
There a huge difference between gay and lesbian people.
Welcome to the whorehouse
by psun3 July 1, 2018
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