whoopi

A large, juicy, deep, stinky fart.

Travis made the biggest whoopi in Kevin's room.

by JohnnyTsunami September 06, 2003

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whoopi

A joke that is made in a vain attempt at being funny, but really just makes people very sad.

Oh, shit, man. That's not funny. You just pulled a whoopi.

by TheRabidRhino December 01, 2003

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Whoopie

A large square fleece or nylon like blanket that is issued to a soldier and is considered his/her best friends through basic, and field training.

Drill Sgt-Raise up your Whoopie and place it in your rucksack.
Pvt- YES DRILL SGT!

by KahDot17 May 14, 2009

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Anal Whoopie

Anal sex. Makin whoopie...anally.

While hiking at the local park, I came across two fags having anal whoopie in the bushes.

by Briney Hiney July 08, 2016

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pulling a whoopi

To act as Whoopi Goldberg would in any given situation.

For further clarification on how to pull whoopis and recognize when whoopis are being pulled, please watch the following films and comercials: Ghost, Sister Act, and 1 in 3 like me (light bladder leakage).

Look over there! He's running with a fanny pack! And look! She's running in a habit! Everyone's pulling whoopis today!

Person 1: I just pulled a whoopi.
Person 2: How so?
Person 1: I just spritzed. I've been leaking for years!

The following statements are considered examples of pulling a whoopi: "Molly, you in danger girl," "Can I keep this pen?" and "I signed the wrong name... can I have another?"

by isignedthewrongname July 19, 2010

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