Whitelaw

Town of 700 in Wisconsin. We once had a black family in Whitelaw but they were quickly expelled. Drug charges I believe. They were my neighbors. We also have something called Wienerfest, not as gay as it sounds. You can come, dress up like a wiener in the parade, eat wieners all weekend and listen to bands while eating your wiener and drinking your beer. It is no exception to Wisconsin, we pound a lot of beer and pussy. Not to be confused with the sh*t town St. Nazianz.

person 1 "where did Jamal and LaKifa go?"

person 2 "they didn't last too long in Whitelaw"

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person 1 "what should we do?"

person 2 "lets go eat some wieners and dump some beers"

by Whitelaian 1 November 9, 2011

Whitter

1.) Talking consistently about nothing of any real importance or relevance.

'What are you whittering about?'

'Stop whittering, and make sense'

by Anony09 June 7, 2009

whittle

- cut small bits or pare shavings from.

to whittle a piece of wood, to whittle a pencil, to whittle off

by Maxims June 25, 2007

whitelist

A list of people that are cool, trustworthy, and invited to all the parties; the opposite of blacklist.

Matt can surf, is good with the ladies, and drives a motorcycle. He is funny and I like him. Put him on the whitelist for the next party.

by crackerjackson March 10, 2008

Whiteley

To either purposely spill one's beer or to accidentally spill someone's beer.
Also to take an hour long shower were the person most likely will be jacking off.

Jesus, are you whiteleying your beer!

by The Red Hat Kid August 30, 2006

whittle

a person who can handle large amounts of intoxicants and still hold thier ground...someone who is side by side with you in the trenches while you are fighting boredom....

Everyone was passed out ...thank god for whittle....

by whitlewolf penis November 5, 2010

whittled

crushed, wiped out or routed... as in losing a set of tennis 6 love.

I played a game of chess and was whittled in 6 moves. Or... Jim was so whittled from gorging himself on gin we had to carry him back home.

by Randy S June 6, 2005