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Whitehaven

Whitehaven is a small town on coast in the North West of England, in the county of Cumbria. It has a vast (often marinal) history, expecially in rum smuggling, coal mining, and is famous as the last place in England to be invaded. Every four years, the town holds a Maritime Festival that attracts many tourists to the town for the various festival attractions.
The square layout of Whitehaven has led many historians to believe it to have been the inspiration for the layout of New York City. Also, George Washington's grandmother is reputed to be buried in the centre church of the town.
by Dingo Baby December 9, 2008
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whitemare

A nightmare that only a white person would have.
Tim: I had a total whitemare last night!

Brin: What happened?

Tim: I missed a Wolf Parade concert, Whole Foods went out of business, and I lost my Arrested Development DVD's!

Brin: Wow, that's the worst thing that could happen to a white person.
by AG451 October 30, 2008
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Whitewater kayaking

The most exhilirating sport in the world where basically a kayaker puts his/herself inside a small boat made out of plastic than continues to hurl themselves down rapids. It is highly enjoyable. Its way better than flatwater.
Laura: Lets go whitewater kayaking.
Torie: I have a passion for movie water.
Rob: Fucking right.
by little.elph January 30, 2006
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whitewater

A type of weed or marijuana. Distinct because of its appearance of small white spots on the leaves. Effects of consumption include being high with the possibility of being in an extremely good mood, and/or not being able to control your laughter.
Regular weed give me a headache, but the whitewater gives me and the wifey/husband the giggles. Produces no headaches, and sex usually followes if I am with my spouse or lover. It's the best weed for me.
by Ragman July 16, 2008
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whitemail

Slang for blackmail used by Blacks
G: I'll keep your secret if you give me $100.
B: That's whitemail, you know.
by ImproperB June 26, 2008
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Whitewater Wristing

"Caught Bob doing a little whitewater wristing"
by Phil McCraken November 10, 2003
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Whitemanitis

A disease commonly found in pale men. It's a very common disease throughout the USA you know if you have it because you struggle in basketball and rapping symptoms include spastic reflexes, word slurs, and stupidity. Cures are tanning, being in the hood, starbucks, and suicide
Examples are dumb...unlike Whitemanitis
by Dr. Gobbler August 8, 2016
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