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Skinny White Boy

Very easy to identify in Highschool. Wears baggy clothing that makes them look like a twig, and they walk rigid like they have a stick up their ass, and/or somewhat bent over. They never know where to put their arms or legs. Their lack of self-confidence radiates into everything they do. They often stutter or say something stupid which makes everyone around them cringe.
They are fixed into a constant state of embarrassment, as if everyone can see them naked and knows just how much they jerked off last night.
Contrary to popular belief, you do not need to be thin, Caucasian or male to be a Skinny White Boy. It is more of a phase/emotional state/syndrome some males develop when they haven't grown their balls yet.
A:"Why is John acting like that? Is something wrong with him?"
B:"He has a major case of skinny white boy syndrome. Just ignore him."
by SQuiet April 29, 2020
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Skinny White Woman syndrome

A situation wherein a skinny (usually) white woman is delusional and is very set on telling you that your problems are caused by a higher power. She will usually tell you to book a seance with her or, if you’re not as skinny as her, to get some exercise. Skinny White Woman Syndrome will turn void any of your skinny girl friends of their personality and can only be solved by a reality check, which can happen in many different forms. DO NOT ATTEMPT TO CAUSE THE REALITY CHECK YOURSELF, she will only double down and believe said higher power has turned you against her and may, in extreme cases, try to curse you etc
Comorbid symptoms also include:
-Being economically privileged

-promoting a pyramid scheme

-living off of parents’ money
SWWS can apply to any belief and does not limit itself to practices like Paganism and Christianity, however these are were the syndrome occurs the most.
“I talked to Sarah yesterday about my awful car crash; she said I should have taken the crystal she gave me in the car and that it wouldn’t have crashed if I wasn’t so ‘unhealthy’. I’m pretty sure she has Skinny White Woman Syndrome
by I have a flat ass please help December 7, 2022
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Whiteskin

When someone’s skin tone is in between being to white person’s and a lightskin.
Jordan: Yo Jada is a fine ass lightskin
Pierre: Nah bro, she’s definitely whiteskin
by certifiedpluto February 16, 2023
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Whiteskin

A person that is mixed with White and African/Carribean heritage. Not to be confused with Lightskins who have light brown skin, white skins usually have fair to whiter skin. White skins typically have curly or mixed curly hair and an African type nose. They are like lightskins, just a bit whiter.

Notable whiteskins out there are Blake Griffin, Klay Thompson, and Logic.
Person 1: why is that white guy overthere talking with black lingo.

Person 2: he has curly hair, prolly just a whiteskin.
by MajorFinesse March 18, 2019
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Whiteskin

What white people should use instead of the n word but use it as if they are saying the n word
What’s up my whiteskin”
“Whiteskin imma fuck wit ya”
“What u bangin whiteskin”
“Whiteskin th fukk u talm bout”
Look at you, now look at us.... ALL MY WHITESKINS LOOK RICH AS FUCKKKK”
by My whiteskinnnnn August 19, 2019
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