Witches Bwoo

An alcoholic beverage, a cool person, something that witches make.

"Minerva proved that she was, indeed the witches bwoo by concocting the best cauldron of wtiches bwoo this side of the Rio Grande."

by Fuck Ass Finnemore December 12, 2003

Witches Swish

An shocking and unexpected bollock and cock washing bidet event caused by the accidental activation of an automatic or manual flush whilst seated peacefully in a public toilet.

Me: It was horrendous; The flush came rushing out of nowhere like an arctic tsunami and gave me a chilling Witches Swish .
Therapist: ?
Me: You know? When you flush your nuts by mistake.
Therapist: I think 'm gonna need therapy.

by dunkinnuts April 2, 2019

Witchussy

Witche’s pussy

Also known as the devils cooter.

A witchussy is a word used to describe female genitalia that manipulate and control not only the weak minded male, but also the strongest ones.

Me: Bro did you see how Jada got Will Smith acting?

Bro: yeah, that witchussy got him acting crazy!

by GimmeUrCoochiee April 2, 2022

Witches Dip

Witches Dip is when your so desperate for a shit at a festival you use a thunder box and the pile of turd is so high in the pan, that when you sit down you accidentally dip your bell end in to the pile shit !!!

In my haste, I sat down too quickly on the toilet before I could move my dick away, it was greeted with a witches dip

by Glassa2022 July 8, 2022

As cold as a witches tit

An object that is extremely cold

The pizza's as cold as a witches tit

by Joseph Hughes May 9, 2004

The witches kiss

When you sit on the toilet, and your Dick touches the inside of the toilet seat.

I sat down for my morning shit and got the witches kiss. Now it burns like hell when I pee

by Kevinasneezaday January 10, 2021

Witches Finger

An unusually large and gnarly clitoris

she had a really offputting witches finger

by luckyeleven July 2, 2011