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Pussy Whipped

A man with no balls or backbone that has a super high maintenance girlfriend or wife. The majority of newly married men are considered to be severely pussy whipped.

Can't make decisions without asking her and nothing ever goes his way. Most of his friends have disowned him and openly mock him.
Jim - "Yo Jerry, I have tickets for the Browns and Steelers game"

Jerry - "Uh, ah, uh I have to ask Mindy if I can go. Just a minute." Silence then loud screaming in the background.

Jerry - "Sorry, but Mindy wants me to go to the arts and craft show this weekend"

Jim - "You dickless pussy whipped sack of shit. Tell the bitch your going"

Jerry - "I can't do that! You don't understand"
by glum68 October 8, 2008
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Whippled

Attempting to prove an argument by arrogantly providing a testable example only to have that example epically disprove your argument.
Yessir.

Micah Whipple, at your service. Like all employees I've also been in every game manual and credit reel since I've been here.

Whippled
by AnonymousRealID July 10, 2010
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Super Whipped

A guy that is so whipped, that both the guy and the girl of the relationship can admit to it, and the guy having no problem with it either.
Randy is so super whipped, even his girlfriend brags about it.
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step-whipped

When your friend is totally whipped by his girl, yet it somehow affects you.
YOU: "Bro, let's go get some Chipotle."

BRO: "Yeah! I love Chipotle! Can Mandy come?"

YOU: "Yeah, sure. I guess."

BRO: "Mandy doesn't like Chipotle. She wants KFC, so let's go there instead."

YOU: (To yourself) "Dang. I'm step-whipped."
by RabbiDoom June 22, 2013
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Dick whipped

When a man gives it so good to a woman that she wants, craves, & would do anything to have that Dick again & again!!!
Steve, you made my pussy Dick whipped. & no other Dick can satisfy it now.
by Friend2u January 3, 2017
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whipped

Totally in love with your partner, so much to the point you will do anything for them. Your partner would be able to control you.
boy oh boy, Sam is so whipped by sally.
by Casey.Babe September 10, 2007
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E-whipped

adj.
When a guy is so whipped by his girlfriend that she controls all the stuff on his online profiles
i.e. Myspace, Facebook, Friendster
guy 1: "what happened to the music on your profile"
guy 2: " uh, carol hates that song, so I...."
guy 1: "dude, You are so E-whipped"
by Colte the Pirate January 10, 2007
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