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wailing fisherman

A wailing fisherman is when a guy literally gets sick and hurls while going down on a girl, usually from drinking too much, but occasionally the vagina itself can be faulted. (Not to be confused with the "whaling fisherman," which is a guy who only likes going down on really huge chicks.)
After he finished those last three shots, Johnny went home and pulled a wailing fisherman on his girl. She left him passed out in his own pile, and he spent the whole next day smelling like stale vag and vom.
by cx99 December 28, 2009
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wailing dick

(N) Any douche or chode guy who's yelling and/or pissing the hell out of people by drawing a lot of unnecessary attention to himself.
***Steelers vs Ravens game*****

Guy 1: YEEEAAAHHH GO PATRIOTS!

Guy 2: Fucking wailing dick...
by Jeffrey_Blake_kkk July 17, 2011
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Whaling Instructor

A master whaler. One who is proficient enough to make their career out of teaching others the art of whaling. The best of the best have the life long ambition of landing Moby Dick.
I can't believe you took advice from Bill Davies. You need a pick up artist dude. Not some fucking whaling instructor
by burr killer October 15, 2010
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wailing woods

a place where no one goes unless they are building a sky base
lets go wailing woods and hide from everybody.
by 420NoscopeBlazeboi May 13, 2018
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Whirling Torpedo

The act of spitting in ones ass and the receiver of the ass spitting torpedoing the spit back into the spitters mouth.
Gertrude got whirling torpedoed by Phyllis’s at the kick back last night.
by Bigdaddy3nuts July 22, 2021
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ass-wailing

to be going really fucking fast
He was ass-wailing down the street.
by random student January 1, 2008
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Urban Whaling

Where one goes around town, chasing fat bitches with a pole, like whale hunting
by Why yes, yes it is March 1, 2010
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