Let’s Yeet this wheat

A notch up from the popular term let’s get this bread but used only if you are a divine being

Good morning gamers let’s Yeet this wheat!
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by Biggie dick November 29, 2018

pecker wetter

Another name for a pristine vagina, pussy, axe wound.. yada yada

I'd like to get deep in that pecker wetter.

by niodin March 10, 2008

eat your wheaties

A figure of speech which implies that you must be thoroughly prepared before engaging in a certain event. Usually, factors such as health physical stamina and mental state fall into what could be considered a "normal" state. however when the term eat your wheaties is directed at you this is done to inform you that to compete you must supercede normal levels of functioning.

The other day some guy at the bar told me that he could beat me in darts and i told him child please u better eat your wheaties.

While on descent from a vicious posterizing dunk, blake griffin muttered eat your wheaties to the unfortunate fool below him.

by arturo f. hernandez January 21, 2011

DNA WhattheHey!

The moment at birth, examining a family photo, or just at random when you realize your offspring look nothing like the silicone bag bearing, botox injected, liposucked, rhinoplasted, forehead lifted, and tummy tucked person you call your wife. When you realize you've been duped and that your wife hasn't fully revealed the quantity of plastic surgery she's had done. This epiphany may also be triggered by a family photo causing you to suddenly understand why your wife looks as if she just stepped out of Vogue compared to the more homely qualities of your children.

Jim (watching wife give birth in operating room)...Hey what the f***. That's not my child!

Doctor: Oh yes it is! It's just another case of DNA WhatTheHey! Happens all the time.

by Amovida December 10, 2011

Wheatgrass wendy

Hot chick deadset on turning the world vegan and talking smack about whooping up on the WORS Clydesdale class, even though there is no scientific evidence to support there is a snowballs chance in hell that would ever happen.

There's Wheatgrass Wendy choking down her shake and talking smack before the ride.

by HLNDRGBY November 24, 2013

wetten

A wetten is somebody who is moist/wet. someone who is embarrassing or cringey.

derived from wet.

“did you see that picture Aran posted with his 10 bag? what a wetten”

by jamasburg December 3, 2017

sweaty wetty

A hard working Mexican

I just got done laying tile with a sweaty wetty, finished an hour early.

by AnthonyinAnaheim February 2, 2014