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Suddenly Wheatley

A musical number in "Portal 2: The (Unauthorized) Musical", sung by Chell and Wheatley.

It's a parody of the song "Suddenly, Seymour" from Little Shop of Horrors
Suddenly Wheatley isn't very well accepted by the Portal 2 fandom, since Chell's supposed to be canonically mute and therefore, incapable of singing
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whatless

Adjective,

Definition: Somebody who does not know what the hell is going on, but is curious to know what exactly is going on.

Synonym: clueless
English Teacher: "Here is an excerpt from a poem by a poet named Jela Rumi

'I am not of the East, nor the West,
not of land, not the sea.
I am not from nature’s mine,
nor from the circling stars.
I am neither of earth nor water,
neither wind nor fire.'"

What is the poet saying he is?

Whatless man: *Scratches head in frustration and thinks to himself*
"What the fu** is this ni&&a talking about?"
by Anonymousssssssssssssss March 19, 2008
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wheatley

when the person your talking to is extremely moronic
Person 1: Hey isnt 1+1 = 11?
Person 2: No it isn't you fucking wheatley its 2
by WhatTheFuckDidYouExpect April 1, 2023
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Wheatley Heights

Wheatley Heights was part of the dirty town of Wyandanch, and unfortunately shares a ZIP code and fire brigade with it. The nicer part of Wyandanch, one of the good areas in Long Island to live in.The name of the area was changed to distinguish that those in Wheatly Heights are part of the Half Hollow Hillsschool district. But lets be honest, nobody wants to be associated with a town full of hoodlums.
Don't go south of Wheatley Heights at night!
by myotpisbetta August 31, 2015
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Crotch Wheaties

A box of Wheaties in your crotch. Usually slightly obscured by the rest of your metal armor. Can be viewed while watching the show 'Ronin Warriors.'
Look at that guy's crotch Wheaties. They're family size.
by Doujinshi March 2, 2009
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Wheaties

When you wake up in the morning with a girl next to you that you hardly know and then have great butt sex with her. It is the new breakfast of champions.
8:30 am....
"Steve, how do I get back to your place?"
"You take Franklin back to LaSalle...wait where the fuck are you?"
"I slept at some girls place."
"Did you bang her?"
"No, but I ate my wheaties when I woke up."
"Huh?"
"I fucked her in the ass."
"Oh, word."
"Ya, it's the new breakfast of champions."
by Steve SSSSS January 10, 2008
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Wheatley's law

"Don't be a dick." Can be used to quickly tell the rules of a(n online) community.
1: What are your rules?
2: Wheatley's law.
by hyperak May 28, 2018
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