Wheaties

really good weed

Man, let's go get some wheaties!

by FiberOneMasteRRR March 15, 2009

wheathead

Someone who listens to and is hooked on Whole Wheat Radio.

The guy is such a wheathead. Spens all day listening to Whole Wheat Radio.

by Patrick Broadfoot October 23, 2003

s-wheaties

pronunciating (es-witis); adjective derived from its root word "sweet", it represents that next level in sweetness.

robot snowmen are the s-wheaties!

by whitney/chris August 27, 2006

wheatie

the slang term for someone that is sexually attracted to bread

"Jessica, get that bread loaf out of your vagina!" exclaimed Barbara.
"I can't help that I'm a wheatie, Barbara." replied Jessica.

by stevencharmichael November 18, 2015

Crimping Wheaties

Has the possibility to literally mean crimping wheaties. Though it probably doesn't actually mean that. The origins of the word are very mysterious, but it probably originated somewhere in Falmouth.

Guy1: Guess what? I'm getting sucked in my plane!

Guy2: Your crimpin' wheaties Tim.

Guy1: Oh my god, I am not Crimping Wheaties!

by Rigon March 4, 2010

Wheathead

A sex move used by females to make blowjobs taste better. They put two peices of bread in between the penis head and suck on it.

A whore loved giving head but hated the taste so she did what is called a wheathead and it made her life better.

by Tbone75 November 8, 2009

Wheatie

A way people refer to a student of Wheaton College, IL

Oh, my daughter's a Wheatie. She's studying psychology and art.

by KristyCM September 13, 2023