Whatsapp Uncle

A person who spreads news or gives opinions without qualification, certification, or proper education. Normally seen on Whatsapp spreading fake news, and not quoting proper sources. They normally think of themself to always be right when they are usually wrong.

A Whatsapp Uncle is a graduate of Whatsapp University.

Khalid: "Did you see this Hadith about the Prophet Uncle Yasir sent me?"
Omair: "Always verify what Uncle Yasir says, he is a Whatsapp Uncle!"
Khalid: " You are right, first he told me Corona Virus was fake, now he is telling me the vaccination is fake. He is such a Whatsapp Uncle."

by Wiseguy0909 July 23, 2021

whatsapp edging

When you continuously type into a whatsapp conversation then erase what you've written teasing/edging the people in the conversation until you eventually post a response.

Mary kept whatsapp edging me real hard yesterday for like an hour

by martyni March 5, 2018

Whatsapp Gap

The excessive gap left in front of someone's car while they are looking down texting or playing on their phone in slow moving traffic, the gap is caused by the driver being oblivious to the traffic moving forward.

That knob in the BMW in front is obviously texting, you could fit three cars in that whatsapp gap!

by Willingtonshire June 15, 2021

whatsapp bow

The act of going offline temporarily upon seeing one's boss (or senior) 'online' and 'typing' on whatsapp, allowing few moments of time and 'space' as a mark of respect, while one waits offline for message to be typed in and then read it after a few moments. May be more common in eastern societies with hierarchical cultures

Upon seeing his teacher online and replying to his queries, he quickly made a whatsapp bow.

by Quicnic November 30, 2021

Whatsapp Admin

people who feel like they have made it in life. Just a little power of managing an online forum and they'll start feeling like the king Pharaoh. They take pleasure in removing people and feel like they are untouchable. We have responsible Whatsapp admins though, but you see those do or die ones? their salary is with Zukerberg.

Whatsapp Admins are not gods!

by A.B Heybee February 4, 2020

whatsapp pimping

Paying girls to be your whatsapp group while you make all the guys pay. Expand the scheme by giving girls a bonus for getting more girls and have the guys get a discount for referring more guys.

After we got Jessica to join our whatsapp group, All the guys started to sign up and I successfully began whatsapp pimping all them. What a way to make cash!

by WhatsappPimper101 October 11, 2016

whatsapp pornfolio

The unfortunate stash of distasteful, outrageous, repellent, loathsome, and nauseating photographs stored unwittingly on your mobile device from WhatsApp chat messages.

I'm in the dog house with the wife. Last night Lucy (out 8yr old daughter) went on my phone to play lolipops and sea angels. Instead of getting bonus points and marsmellow puppies - she got 13 pictures of your wonky privates and a semi naked Martin Cloones with a hitler tash!!

Oh no mate - you really need to tidy your WhatsApp pornfolio at 2am daily.

by Sobsnewcadtle September 6, 2017