wanksplash

stray ejaculate. normally found on carpets, curtains and other home furnishings. particulary harmful to eyes. can cause irritation and/or pregnancy.

missing your partner'(s) face with a load causing wanksplash stains on the pillow.

by Alistair Murray January 30, 2007

wanksmith

Noun (derog.): 1. One who wanks to a degree that it could be considered a technical art.

I caught Jimmy Ipswitch in the toilet again. Guy's such a wanksmith.

by Hans Vroken March 16, 2007

whacksock

a cotton sock made to cover the human penis for warmth and or pleasure.

After an episode of Baywatch, I slipped on a whacksock and came to a conclusion.

by Sockmaster January 12, 2009

Utter Wankspangle.

A dickhead of the highest order. Usually used in reference to those that fail.

Q. Would you like to marry me?
A. No because you are an Utter Wankspangle.

by Capt Crispy Findus June 12, 2016

Wanksman

Like a Banksman but for conducting difficult and potentially dangerous wanking rather than manoeuvering a large vehicle.

David Carradine/ Michael Hutchence would still be alive today if they had employed the services of a qualified wanksman.

by Nibb June 5, 2009

armitage wanks

going for a wank in the toilet,

you were in there a long time, were you having an armitage wanks

by jaffaw July 16, 2009

wanksock

a sock that you spit your man fat on..

last night my mum found my crusty fat stained wanksock stuffed down the side of the bed, I only been using it for a year and wasnt due a wash yet..

by Brent Waller August 12, 2004