whacking the tuna

masturbation

I am in bed "whacking the tuna"

by lcm9368 July 31, 2017

whacking the mole

Masturbatory term.

See also:
stroking the sausage
slapping the meat
petting the weasel
spanking the monkey
flogging the dolphin
tickling the pickle
shizzling the nizzle
playing the skin flute
cream-filling the donut

"Dude, quit whacking the mole! You'll go blind!"

by Dean March 25, 2005

Whacking plastic

Verb. When a novice or inebriated person attempts to play the drum kit for the video game Rock Band or Guitar Hero, but misses the drum pad entirely and hits only plastic.

Whoa, you were really whacking plastic there!

by AL9000 January 24, 2009

whacking your wang

An uncommon word used for a male masturbating. Commonly used at 4-h camp.

Dude where you whacking your wang last night? Your sleeping bag was going up and down

by Rolf-z July 10, 2005

whacking the bushtit

A beautiful, awesome slang term for female masturbation. It feels so good you sing like a bird!

Today was so stressful! If I'm not whacking the bushtit soon, I'm gonna stab someone in the eye!

by AngryBeaver84 January 22, 2011

Whacking my pud

Playing with my penis

Mom, come in here. I'm whacking my pud.

by Sigman Freud September 8, 2016

Whacking Your Tambourine

The act of whacking ones tambourine simply translates to “crazy person”. It merely describes someone who is talking or acting in a strange, peculiar or fucking mental fashion.

Mate! You are whacking your tambourine.

I think Dave’s high. He’s whacking his tambourine.

Don’t get Karen started on conspiracy theories. She’s whacking her tambourine.

by SteaminElle February 27, 2022