whack a mole

Pushing a turd back in using your penis.

My dick was covered in shit after I played whack a mole with her.

by dickcheeseburglar April 30, 2010

Whack a mole

When a man slapps the rectal prolape of his partner with his penis.

I played Whack a mole with that tranny last night.

by xXxenophobe February 25, 2009

whack-a-mole-babe

an expression used to encourage someone in a situation in which one needs to do something that can be hard or annoying. it can also be a magical sentence used to create laughter and happiness.

whack-a-mole-babe, just climb that mountain

by ragalicous February 3, 2017

whack-a-mole-babe

an expression used to encourage someone in a situation in which one needs to do something that can be hard or annoying. it can also be a magical sentence used to create laughter and happiness.

whack-a-mole-babe, just climb that mountain

by ragalicous February 3, 2017

Whack a Mole Doozy

When you send your friend on a wild goose chase to find that sweet nectar

Whack a Mole Doozy: Oh last night we whack a moled Ciaran a fucking Dooooozy!!

by The Hispanic Hand Grendade November 17, 2018

Whack-A-Mole Shit Show

Adjective, Noun or Adverb:
When something/someone making zero logical sense causes "spinning in circles," similar to playing the arcade game Whack-A-Mole.

After multiple quarters were sunk into the game, Kat realized she could catch but not harm the Whack-A-Mole. She walked away shaking her head and rubbing her face, acknowledging the exhaustive power of the Shit Show. Curse you, Whack-A-Mole Shit Show!!!"

by JustAHappyCamper January 12, 2021

Whack-A-Mole faucets

Refers to those dumb-a** water-saver spigots with push-to-operate valves dat gradually rise back up and stop da water-flow after a ridiculously short time, obliging you to keep "bashing da buttons" every few seconds while trying to wash your hands or fill your drinking-cup.

One fairly-simple way to keep Whack-A-Mole faucets running continuously is to slap da "H" and "C" valves alternately, and always doing so before da currently-running one stops flowing; this causes both valves to stay open more of da time, allowing for an uninterrupted flow of water from da spout.

by QuacksO August 24, 2023