My poop was so full and long and curvy, I thought I needed to call Auntie Anne, but it was just an unbraided soft pretzel, a Wetzel (Salt optional).
by anonymous April 24, 2022
Get the Wetzelmug. by andrewsawin421 May 16, 2023
Get the Andrew Wetzelmug. describes a very sweet and bitter person. They often act like a grandma and feel as though the earth is their playground. Hell is heaven on earth, and they are god's angel babes. These are great people and love to have seggsy time all the time.
by ppbooty669 June 1, 2021
Get the avery wetzelmug. by Bill Kelly January 17, 2025
Get the Paul Wetzelmug. Lukas Wetzel is a friend of all animals and plants. He is a funny, extremely handsome guy who is up for any kind of fun. But not only that, he can also be thoughtful and deeply profound.
by Anna W. November 23, 2021
Get the Lukas Wetzelmug. A pretzel shop in Kissimmee where you can confidently send your GF without worrying about her being impaled
by NadexeyBoa September 14, 2022
Get the Wetzels Pretzelsmug. A male crosses his legs and shits down his mates throat, like a pretzel while the mate is shoving a crossaint up their Anus.
by Jeebus1217 November 1, 2020
Get the Wetzels Crossaintmug.