Wetzel

A thick and relieving poop that resembles an unbraided soft pretzel.

My poop was so full and long and curvy, I thought I needed to call Auntie Anne, but it was just an unbraided soft pretzel, a Wetzel (Salt optional).

by anonymous April 24, 2022

Paul Wetzel

The father of honey boo boo

Ewww it fucking stinks aka Paul Wetzel

by Bill Kelly January 17, 2025

Andrew Wetzel

A goofy guy who is very weird and has no friends

Wow i really don't like him he is like andrew wetzel

by andrewsawin421 May 16, 2023

Andrew Wetzel

Co-founder and drummer of metalcore band Attack Attack!.
He started AA! when he was 17-18, and when they broke up, he started an alt. metal band named Nine Shrines.

Andrew Wetzel

by 7568ino November 14, 2023

Wetzels Pretzels

A pretzel shop in Kissimmee where you can confidently send your GF without worrying about her being impaled

Lasting: Yo nade why u so upset
Nadexe: My girl got her hairy ass fucked at Wetzels Pretzels

by NadexeyBoa September 14, 2022

Wetzels Crossaint

A male crosses his legs and shits down his mates throat, like a pretzel while the mate is shoving a crossaint up their Anus.

Damn man, me and Rebecca tried the Wetzels Crossaint last night.

by Jeebus1217 November 1, 2020

Lukas Wetzel

Lukas Wetzel is a friend of all animals and plants. He is a funny, extremely handsome guy who is up for any kind of fun. But not only that, he can also be thoughtful and deeply profound.

This is so Lukas Wetzel! Meaning: This is just great.

by Anna W. November 23, 2021