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The Wetzel

Noun

To take a soft, salted pretzel- pour water on it, and then stick it to your genitalia. Then your sexual partner eats the wet pretzel.
Beau gave MY wife the wetzel last night! She orgasm-ed for the first time as I watched (wearing a beret).
by JohJohnsderRickysBrother August 15, 2019
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Wetzel

to pee on someone's bed. To shotgun a four loko. To live in Hudson hall and be ghetto. To play with your dick and a lamb/goat a lot.... i mean a hella lot. Rambunctious but a good person at heart.
Wait..... You fucked a goat. Stop being a Wetzel
by urbanman134 April 10, 2017
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Wetzels Crossaint

A male crosses his legs and shits down his mates throat, like a pretzel while the mate is shoving a crossaint up their Anus.
Damn man, me and Rebecca tried the Wetzels Crossaint last night.
by Jeebus1217 November 1, 2020
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Andrew Wetzel

Co-founder and drummer of metalcore band Attack Attack!.
He started AA! when he was 17-18, and when they broke up, he started an alt. metal band named Nine Shrines.
by 7568ino November 14, 2023
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Wetzel

A thick and relieving poop that resembles an unbraided soft pretzel.
My poop was so full and long and curvy, I thought I needed to call Auntie Anne, but it was just an unbraided soft pretzel, a Wetzel (Salt optional).
by anonymous April 24, 2022
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Wetzels Pretzels

A pretzel shop in Kissimmee where you can confidently send your GF without worrying about her being impaled
Lasting: Yo nade why u so upset
Nadexe: My girl got her hairy ass fucked at Wetzels Pretzels
by NadexeyBoa September 14, 2022
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avery wetzel

describes a very sweet and bitter person. They often act like a grandma and feel as though the earth is their playground. Hell is heaven on earth, and they are god's angel babes. These are great people and love to have seggsy time all the time.
by ppbooty669 June 1, 2021
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