Noun
To take a soft, salted pretzel- pour water on it, and then stick it to your genitalia. Then your sexual partner eats the wet pretzel.
To take a soft, salted pretzel- pour water on it, and then stick it to your genitalia. Then your sexual partner eats the wet pretzel.
Beau gave MY wife the wetzel last night! She orgasm-ed for the first time as I watched (wearing a beret).
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by urbanman134 April 10, 2017
Get the Wetzel mug.A male crosses his legs and shits down his mates throat, like a pretzel while the mate is shoving a crossaint up their Anus.
by Jeebus1217 November 1, 2020
Get the Wetzels Crossaint mug.Co-founder and drummer of metalcore band Attack Attack!.
He started AA! when he was 17-18, and when they broke up, he started an alt. metal band named Nine Shrines.
He started AA! when he was 17-18, and when they broke up, he started an alt. metal band named Nine Shrines.
by 7568ino November 14, 2023
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by anonymous April 24, 2022
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by NadexeyBoa September 14, 2022
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