Wetzel

A thick and relieving poop that resembles an unbraided soft pretzel.

My poop was so full and long and curvy, I thought I needed to call Auntie Anne, but it was just an unbraided soft pretzel, a Wetzel (Salt optional).

by anonymous April 24, 2022

Paul Wetzel

The father of honey boo boo

Ewww it fucking stinks aka Paul Wetzel

by Bill Kelly January 17, 2025

Lukas Wetzel

Lukas Wetzel is a friend of all animals and plants. He is a funny, extremely handsome guy who is up for any kind of fun. But not only that, he can also be thoughtful and deeply profound.

This is so Lukas Wetzel! Meaning: This is just great.

by Anna W. November 23, 2021

Andrew Wetzel

A goofy guy who is very weird and has no friends

Wow i really don't like him he is like andrew wetzel

by andrewsawin421 May 16, 2023

Wetzels Crossaint

A male crosses his legs and shits down his mates throat, like a pretzel while the mate is shoving a crossaint up their Anus.

Damn man, me and Rebecca tried the Wetzels Crossaint last night.

by Jeebus1217 November 1, 2020

The Wetzel

Noun

To take a soft, salted pretzel- pour water on it, and then stick it to your genitalia. Then your sexual partner eats the wet pretzel.

Beau gave MY wife the wetzel last night! She orgasm-ed for the first time as I watched (wearing a beret).

by JohJohnsderRickysBrother August 15, 2019

Wetzel

to pee on someone's bed. To shotgun a four loko. To live in Hudson hall and be ghetto. To play with your dick and a lamb/goat a lot.... i mean a hella lot. Rambunctious but a good person at heart.

Wait..... You fucked a goat. Stop being a Wetzel

by urbanman134 April 10, 2017