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wet back

A condition that afflicts women who like to have sex in the woods.
I shagged Laura in the bushes last night and sent her home with a wet back. I think she had some poop on her too. But I didn't care.
by Yentruoc March 27, 2007
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Wet Back Martinez

When a man ejaculates on a woman's back and then pisses to wash it off; giving the effect of a Mexican's back after crossing the Rio Grande.
"I could have sworn Hermione Granger was Mexican after I gave her a Wet Back Martinez"
by HermioneGrangerScrewer December 5, 2009
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wet back platter

A sex act performed amongst the geriatric. During coitus the contents of one partners colostomy sack is emptied onto the back of the other partner. At that point the consumption of said contents is optional. Makes for a fine rainy day past-time. The derivation of the term is credited to two drunk idiots at Monty's Crown in Rochester, NY.
Following the early bird special at Dales Rib Haus, and copious ingestion of ex-lax, Edna and I adjurned to the bungalow for a night rife with passion and all you can eat wet back platters.
by the murr/the kilt October 6, 2004
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wet back

goofy looking fruit cake most commonly name tonka
by jboyoy123456 October 20, 2008
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Wet Back Head

Its when a man is getting a blow job and his partner has a pepper in their mouth forcing the pepper and seeds of pepper into the hole and sucking them back out to end the Wet Back Head.
Man, i woke up this morning and my dick was on fire. Must have been that wet back head i got last night.
by Not So Honest Abe January 8, 2011
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wet from the back

Wet from the back -

1. A gayboy has been bumming, and he has got a wet mark at the back of his trousers/shorts/etc. where he has been bummed.

2. A gayboy bums another gayboy. He gets wet FROM the back, because it is the gayboy he was bumming's back that got him wet. He has a mark like he has pissed himself for ages.
1.OMG! Look at that! lol! Max is wet from the back!

2. Max, have you pissed yourself, or are you wet from the back?
by Joe April 23, 2005
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