werewolf

The best affliction one can obtain in a scary movie. Werewolves can only be killed by silver whereas vampires are killed by crosses, stakes, holy water, and the death of their vampiric leader. According to the movie Van Helsing, the only thing that can kill Dracula is a werewolf.

Dracula: Ima bout' ta take over tha world!

Regular Guy: Oh Sh!T! Full moon! -changes into a werewolf-

Werewolf: Wussup now b!tch?!

by A-Whack April 26, 2008

Werewolf

Derived from the Anglo Saxan word "Were" meaning Man, combined with Wolf. A Werewolf is a normal human being, but on full moons transforms into a big beastly wolf-like creature, the person tends to lose their mind when they transform, having no control over said beast. In some movies and books such as Underworld the person may be capable of controlling the Werewolf side, it tends to differ from series to series. But generally its very painful to turn into a Werewolf.

Greg stared up at the glistening radiant full moon, not caring to notice his best friend Steve had begun screaming in pain and agony, his clothes were ripping, his fingernails were growing long and pointy, his face began to lengthen and form something simillar to a snout. Greg knew he'd better get out of there, and fast, before his Werewolf friend turned on him.

by Lyca June 18, 2006

Werewolf bar

A bar with an extremely unfriendly atmosphere, particularly towards newcomers. Usually only frequented by sleazy-looking patrons who are longtime local regulars, and run by owners with questionable character. One step below a dive bar.

I'm never going back to that werewolf bar again after that crazy old Irish woman yelled at me for taking "her" stool.

by Logic316 January 1, 2008

Wyoming Werewolf

The act of dropping your pants, sticking your head between your legs, then spreading your hairy ass cheeks with both hands in order to make your bung hole howl like a werewolf.... OWWooooohhhh!!
Best executed on a unsuspecting friend at night.

Totally got Corey with the Wyoming Werewolf last night... I think he liked it.

by J D Dub September 27, 2009

Werewolfing

A way of avoiding temptations or doing something you know will have a bad consequences. Derived from the method used by a man of the lupine persuasion who sees a full moon and knows he's about to transform. He werewolfs himself by locking himself in a room for the safety of himself and others. Werewolfing involves cutting off cutting off communication like turning off your cell phone and computer, staying at home where it is safe and make sure you plenty of distractions like movies or video games. Getting high is a popular way to werewolf yourself.

On the 30 Rock episode, 'When It Rains, It Pours', Tracy Jordan werewolfs himself so he can be there for the birth of his daughter.

Alcoholic #1: Did you ask Sam if he wants to come out and get wasted with us tonight?

Alcoholic #2: I did but he’s werewolfing himself because he has to work at 6am tomorrow.

by Alcoholics Unaminous November 22, 2010

Werewolf Bar Mitzvah

1. (n) A shot containing 1 part goldschlager, 1 part crown royal, and 1 part pineapple juice.

2. (n) A coming of age traditional ceremony for a 13-year-old Jewish boy/wolf.

1. John order me so many werewolf bar mitzvah’s last night that I didn’t even realize she was fat.

2. Ryan’s Werewolf Bar Mitzvah was inspiring.

3. “Werewolf Bar mitzvah spooky scary, boys becoming men, men becoming wolves.”

by Harris Longshadow March 22, 2009

Angry werewolf

(n) a sexual act; When receiving felatio a man pulls out, unloads in the giver's face, then throws a handful of pubic hair on the giver to give them an angry, wolf-like appearance.

Careful honey, or I'll give you the angry werewolf.

by nadolf August 23, 2006