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L33t Weazel

A legendary kid who will beast on anyone at halo 3.
He Betrays For The Sniper So Don't Bother Trying!!
omg its L33t Weazel! Quik! Leave the match
by I Ph33r Weazel May 29, 2009
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Eric Wenzloff

A grinch because he doesn't like christmas. He only celebrates it for the presents and nothing else. He also likes to suck long candy canes and kick orphans.
Mike: You like christmas music?
Eric: No I only like the presents.
Mike: You are an Eric Wenzloff.
by Mad Hunter November 8, 2013
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Wetzel pretzel

When you shove a bit of a pretzel up your pp hole
Jim”Hey can I have a pretzel and want to do a wetzel pretzel”

Mat “sure thing Jim!”
by Afilthycasual November 10, 2020
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Wendell

He’s too cute you can’t even handle how cute he is and he can fuck you so good you never want it to end. He’s so sweet and looks like he’s so sweet and is the sweetest boy you will ever meet and know how to treat his girlfriend right and once he finds love he will want them to be his true love he’s a very sexy guy once you meet him you will never let go of him for how he is
“Bro wendell is so sexy if fuck him” “he is so perfect with his girlfriend” “ BRO HES SO HOT “
by Iloveyouhoe July 20, 2019
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Wetzel

An unanticipated split in a male's stream of urine occurring as a result of excess semen in the urethra produced in a previous instance of masturbation or sex
Ex. 1) I was caught unawares by the magnitude of my Wetzel, leading to a disastrous leakage of urine onto my bathroom floor.

Ex. 2) I missed the toilet by several feet after experiencing a Wetzel of epic proportions.
by Jwetz August 6, 2014
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Pulling a Wetzel

Leaving 10 minutes early for lunch to beat the crowd
We’re pulling a Wetzel at lunch today
by Pulling a Wetzel October 30, 2018
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wenzeled

past tense of verb "wenzel" or adverb; to financially defraud someone on the Internet and then use Social-Economic position to bully and threaten them; arrogant thievery.
I gave the guy $115, he cashed my check, he misrepresented the goods, didn't send them and called me an asshat! Hey, bro, you just got wenzeled! Or I just wenzeled the dude for $115.
by Paul F. Dobson December 24, 2005
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