Weiner Worthy

Being desirable enough to stick one's penis in. A woman worth wetting one's willie in. A gal who a guy would want to fuck.

Nicole worried that by the time she was in her late 40's that she would no longer be weiner worthy.

by theinstigator October 1, 2016

trouser weiner

The result of pulling the end of your shirt through your undone flies to a lenghty extent, then partially zipping the trousers up, leaving the shirt to stand erect as if it were a weiner poking through. Especially effective when practised on buses, in full view of pedestrians and other passengers.

I enjoy shocking passers-by by hip-thrusting my bulging trouser weiner.

by Mattyhoo December 26, 2006

Anthony Weinered

To be the target of an unsolicited picture of someone's genitalia via text message.

OMG I gave that guy at the club my number and he Anthony Weinered me! Ew!

by MadtownRach June 16, 2011

side weiner

The other man

A guy that a woman cheats on her boyfriend or husband with.

Girl 1 "Oh my gosh that's him! That's Marsha's side weiner."

Girl 2 "oh wow! He's hot! I could use a hot side weiner myself."

by Ajeness November 25, 2016

Beefing out a weiner

To chill or relax

"Yo bro what you doing" "you know just beefing out a weiner"

by BlackMetaldude666 August 18, 2022

Weiner Cousins

When two men have had sex with the same woman/women, they become weiner cousins. This is a bond that can never be broken.

We're weiner cousins now, that means we're closer than brothers.

by Bloodbath 87 April 22, 2009

weiner coozie

Anything used to assist a penis in maintaining a constant temperature. Typically a vagina, but occasionally other orifices may be used.

Jared put his 16 ounce silver bullet into her weiner coozie, but he said it was stretchy enough to hold a six pack.

by Brandon Gorman January 24, 2007