weinering

The act of making sweet love to a chick without any foreplay.

Whenever Dat was about to have vaginal intercourse with Helen she would exclaim, "Oh no, you're just going to weiner me." She always wanted some foreplay before the weinering.

by cdouble April 16, 2007

weinersnitzel

When a woman puts boiling water on a German mans wiener and then applies mustard and sauerkraut and digs in. Every bite she takes the man yells "OPA!!!"

woman-"oh Adolf i just wanna weinersnitzel you for din-din!"
man-"yipee-kay-yay mofo!"

by Caravan July 4, 2012

subpar weinering

the act of giving subpar sex that did not pleasure the partner

I am sorry babe that was some really subpar-weinering. Want to go again?

Last night, I hooked up with a guy, and the sex was really subpar. That’s some Subpar Weinering!

by Beers&Rears November 22, 2022

weinerdonkus

Weinerdonkus is a mixture of a weiner, a donkey, and Jesus.

" Oh my god, her outfit is so Weinerdonkus!"

" I know right? She is like so totally Weinerdonkus!!"

" how weinerdonkulicicous?!"

" OMG, SOOOO Weinerdonkudus!"'

"WOW, she is sooo weinerdonkuboomboom!?"

by missmolly30294 May 13, 2010

weinerhosen

Condom, as desribed in WaiWai column of Mainichi Daily News.

Japanese researchers do bang-up job developing ultra-thin weinerhosen.

by Blue January 7, 2005

Neatest Wenering

When you give her the best two minutes of sexual intercourse she has ever seen

“Dude i gave her the neatest wenering last night”

by xOtaco June 29, 2021

Weinerhound

(N.) A female who is in constant search of sex from males. See also megaslut.

(V.) the act of searching for males to have sex with.

Look at that girl's slutty dress, she's totally weinerhounding.

by bebopster December 6, 2010