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Weighted dildo raping machine

Self-explanatory, it's going in one hole or another... There is no stopping it
Timmy: Where is my Weighted Dildo raping machine?
Kelsey: I am using it right now, i will give it to you when i am done.
Timmy:I need it tomorrow because my friends are coming over tomorrow and we are going to experiment.
Sandra: Sounds fun, you will need to buy new batteries, because i have been using it all day.
Timmy: oh how did that go?
Sandra: it went well, it was running all day...
by WDRMaster May 15, 2010
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weighded

to be drunk and high at the same time
Yo Muthaphukkaa I'm so weighded right now.
by Slatphuk December 6, 2007
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weigher

An item that you can find, like a rock or piece of metal and wrap it up in a cloth and tape or medic tape so it fits snuggly into your fist and it is a weapon...designed to make ur hand weigh more for a more poweful punch.
yo go get my weigher, im gonna shatter this faggets jaw.
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Weighelena

A girl with no personality and an ungodly desire to lose weight despite already being cute. Claims to have no friends but is always unavailable. Fave food - Cheese pizza.
That girl is such a Weighelena
by Therealchonk August 26, 2021
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Weighted Average Sexual Age

Weighted Average Sexual Age (WASA):

The weighted average age of a person's sexual partners.

Calculated as the sum of (Age of partner x Number of sexual intercourses with partner) for all sexual partners.

It is expected that a cool adult male's WASA be less than his age.

An adult female's WASA should be 5-10% higher than her age.
Wade's Weighted Average Sexual Age is massive....over 30! He loves his MILFs.
by JA1985 October 27, 2010
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weigher

something...like an item to fit snuggly and comfortably into your fist. Example: rock, piece of metal wrapped in cusion or medic tape. used in fights to make your fist weigh more so it has more affect.
yo i just got hit from a dude and i think he had a weigher cause i think my jaw is shattered.
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shake-weighted

The act of having your partner finish you off on her face and or chest, in the motion of the shake-weight from them hilarious commercials.
Kevin: " hey, did you go home with that bartender last night?''

Steve: "yeah."

Kevin: ''DETAILS!"

Steve: " well, we went back to my house, had a few drinks, smoked a joint and then she ended up shake-weighting me."

Kevin: " you lucky bastard. I can't beleive she shake-weighted you."
by prodigyofmind July 28, 2010
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