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weiner cousins 

some dumb ass term from colorado meaning 2 guys had sex with the same girl
oh you fucked Ellie? me too, were weiner cousins now!
weiner cousins by sdogg4life March 22, 2017

Wiener Cousins 

Two gentlemen become Wiener Cousins when both are Wiener Brothers with the same third gentleman.
To further explain, if Jeeves and Jay have had both made love to the same woman, thus becoming Wiener Brothers, and Jay and Aaron have both made love to a second woman, creating a second Wiener Brothers relationship, then Aaron & Jeeves are Wiener Cousins through their shared relationship with Jay.
Jeeves: So I porked Chloe the other day

Jay: Yay! That means you're Wiener Brothers with Aaron! And he & I are Wiener Brothers, so now you and I are Wiener Cousins!

Jeeves: Honey I'm so happyyy!

Jay: Me too, buddy. Me too. Now all you need to do is have sex with your mum and you & I will be Wiener Brothers too!
Wiener Cousins by Reiquaza August 2, 2010

Weiner Cousins 

When 2 men fuck the same girl more than once or fuck two of the same girls at least once.
Jim and Ivan both fucked Chelsea twice this past month, thus they are WEINER COUSINS
Weiner Cousins by Mercmah April 22, 2009

internet wiener cousins

People who know each other in real life, and have encountered by random chance content created by one another
"I totally saw the pseudonym my bro Rick uses on an Urban Dictionary word. I guess were internet wiener cousins now."