wearing the monkey

To wear an item of clothing that you have previously ejaculated into, e.g. a monkey sock.

Me:Dude I ran out of socks today and ended up wearing a monkey sock.
Friend: are you telling me you are wearing the monkey right now.... gross

by felix844 July 2, 2012

Weaving

Weave, weaving, weaved Threading and are threading on the Threads app by instagram

Defined by @rancellbrito on Threads

Man Justin Timberlake just weaved this thread about musical artist I had to Rethread to stay in the loop.

I’m weaving this thread about Pokémon cards right now I love them.

I need to weave right now, it’s been too many hours.

by WeavingKing July 6, 2023

underwater basket weaving

fictional college course that is used to mock the typical course load taken by the average Division 1 basketball or football "student-athlete".

Advisor: This semester I'm gonna have you take Basketball Theory 101, Geography 100, College Seminar 101 and Underwater Basket Weaving 101 so we can keep you eligible.
Athlete: I don't know if I can handle all that
Advisor: It's okay, we have individual tutors for each of those classes that will do your homework for you.

by quiggler March 7, 2007

Weaving some yarn

This a when some long winded asshole won't stop telling some stupid story,usually wrapped around his/her self important ass.The tale they tell is dragged on to what seem like an eternity,but to them it's just good shit you are lucky to be hearing.These tall tales are a very common practice at a.a. and n.a. meetings,where as these places give "tools" a soapbox to stand on and preach.

The speaker at the meeting was weaving some yarn about his boring life.

by TVCAR March 3, 2010

Wearing the same socks

To be on the same page; To be on the same wavelength; To see eye to eye; To be of one mind

Andre and I had some issues that needed resolving, but after our meeting earlier we're definitely wearing the same socks.

by spicy-p April 22, 2015

wearing the cool pants

Doing something well.

Could be used when talking about anything from pwning at a video game to outmanuvering an opponent in a basketball game.

"Did you see how badly Joe beat Levi?"

"Yeah, he's totally wearing the cool pants this round."

by Y.A.P. May 5, 2008

Wearing the straw hat

Meaning working in the yard or garden. Comes from the fact that farmers when working in their fields used to wear straw hats.

I was wearing the straw hat this weekend. (working on the yard)

by Otto Von Coop November 14, 2010