Nard is Wayne

To embody the athletic talents of Bernard King. Usually the phrase is uttered by fans in a drunken state of excitement.

"NARD is Wayne and he is now chariiel CHACE or CHASE!

by Ned - December 14, 2008

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Wayne Brady Bitch

Infamous line yelled out by one, Wayne Brady on the April 14th episode of Chapelle's Show, shocking old white people everywhere

"I'm Wayne Brady Bitch!!!"
"If you do not smoke this nigga, we have a problem"

by Philip J April 24, 2004

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John Wayne toilet paper

Rough and tough and doesn't take shit off of anyone

Damn dude, why you walking so funny?

I just took a shit in WalMart. All they had was John Wayne toilet paper. My asshole feels like downtown Baghdad.

I'm sorry man. Go take a shower.

by Tongue Roll July 26, 2013

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wayne gretzky

Man whose supreme knowledge and skill in hockey more than compensated for his lack of physical size and strength.

Owns several NHL records and remains a great ambassador for the game.

Jesus saves ... rebound ... Gretzky scores!

by AbnormalBoy September 16, 2004

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John Wayne toilet paper – Military term used to describe the low grade toilet paper found in the MRE (Meal Ready to Eat) accessory packet. Called so because it’s rough, tough and don’t take shit off of anybody. Can also be used in place of extra fine grit sandpaper when refinishing furniture.

Can I score a roll from that big box of ass wipe that your mom sent last week?
Why?
All that I have is that damn John Wayne toilet paper.

by Trav March 28, 2005

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