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Waterloo

A city in south-western ontario famous for 2 highly acclaimed universities, the blackberry, and killer ganja.
I'm gonna text on my blackberry while smoking a fat spliff on campus. Only in Waterloo.
by CurvedMirror March 1, 2009
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I went to Waterloo

A phrase commonly used by TheBajanCanadian throughout his and NoochM's Zombies Master Quest. Legend has it that the phrase was created when TheBajanCanadian was poking fun at NoochM's cousin.
"Pick up that nu-"

"I WENT TO WATERLOO!"
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Waterloo Waterbreaker

When you pick up a drunk pregnant woman and take her to an alley and fuck her in the ass. Just as you are about to cum you put your hands over her vagina hence creating a vacuum in her vagina. The instant before you bust you release your hand causing her water to burst, the baby to be born and you to ejaculate upon it simultaneously. Then you stab her and raise the baby as your own.
Patrick: Yo, I gave that bitch Hang a serious Waterloo Waterbreaker last night. Now I must raise her son...
by Devacurrent Motor August 6, 2008
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Waterproof Sex

When two people are having sexual intercourse in the same latex fat man suit while submerged in a pool, lake, ocean or any type of liquid, therefore ensuring satisfaction and staying dry.
Tony "So what did you do last night with Emily?"

Anthony "We had waterproof sex, it was like doing it and defying gravity"
by Russian. May 13, 2010
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Waterloo

The act of standing while urinating between a persons legs while the said person is sitting on the lou while the other said person is urinating in the lou simultaneously.
Johnny and Sarah are waiting in line for the lou and they both decide to save time by using the restroom together. Sarah sits on the lou and proceeds to urinate while Johnny begins to urinate in between Sarah's legs. Ergo Johnny and Sarah save precious party time between pee breaks. Hence the term waterloo.
by A&W Root Beer February 23, 2011
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Waterproofologist

A person who is an expert in the field of Waterproofing Treatment for any Structure / Building / Infrastructure etc.
Leading Waterproofing Consultant who has acquired vast experience in the field of Waterproofing Treatment along with commendable credentials in the said field so as to qualify as 'waterproofologist'.
by MM Banerjee December 13, 2010
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waterproof mascara

This shit sure as hell works because it won't come off until you wake up the next morning and there's a bunch of black flakes all over your face and in your eyes. If you really want to get it off burn your eyes with some hot water and melt it off.
"Hey you've really had this waterproof mascara for a while now!"
"Haha that's because I'm wearing the same coat of mascara from last year!"
by ;)))))))))))))))))))$ August 10, 2015
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