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Help Wanted

Help Wanted is first episode of SpongeBob SquarePants. It aired on May 1, 1999, and it's plot revolves around SpongeBob joining the Krusty Krab.
The official SpongeBob channel has uploaded Help Wanted onto YouTube. Give it a watch.
by The Chicken Didn't Die in Vain September 13, 2021
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need for speed most wanted

A awesome racing and cop chasing game. The aim of the game is to get your ride back from a pink slip race that was fixed from a street racer named razor. He used your ride to get to number 1 on the blacklist. The blacklist consists of the top 15 racers wanted by the police. You must work your way up from number 15 to 1 only then can you challenge him for a chance at getting your ride back. A big part of the blacklist is bounty. You can get bounty by getting into police pursuits and cause enough chaos to increasce your bounty. The cops have many different tactics to catch you like roadblocks, and spike strips. Their are also different levels of police. They are 1-5. 1 is regular civic cruisers. 2 are the same but completley black and undercover. 3 are state police driving a Pontiac GTO. 4 are same but black and use spike strips. 5 are Chevrolet Corvette's federal police. This is the max but their are also 6 and 7. 6 is after you beat razor and are black Corvette's and numerous SUV's. 7 are all police SUV's and are only availiable on black edition challenge series number 69. Sergeant Cross is the most skilled driver of the cops and will direct the strategies used against you. Once you beat razor you are chased by level 6 cops which you must evade to beat the game.
Player playing need for speed most wanted: Yeah I just beat razor!
Oh no!! LVL 6 COPS!
by MR cool November 25, 2006
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America's Most Wanted Douche Bag

This is a rarer form of the more common douche bag. This subhuman species spends most of his time in the guise of a slacker. However, when provoked by moderate levels of conflict or confrontation he immediately enters a state of heightened douchiness. Unlike the more common douche bag, he completely overreacts in response to a situation and is blindly driven by his own social impotence. His unusually extreme reaction will often manifest as either violence or behavior similar to that of an individual with a severe mental illness, such as schizophrenia.

As a general warning:

In recent studies it has been shown than the onset of this condition tends to begin in males in their mid thirties. If you suspect that a male in your life has already begun this transformation, it is recommended that you distance yourself from him at once. Keep in mind that this level of douchiness increases tenfold every year that it remains untreated.
To America's Most Wanted Douche Bag:
You know who you are. It is never too late to ask for help. But do not ask the people you have wronged. They have put up with you long enough.
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Need for speed most Wanted 2012

A game that was originally supposed to be a remake and sequel to the original Most Wanted 2005 game but was rushed and had too many programming difficulties when Criterion games were developing it.
Let’s play some need for speed most wanted 2012! Even though it’s unfinished, it still is really good.
by Justicewithtacosandweed August 24, 2018
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Compton's Most Wanted

MC Eiht's crew
"G'yeah, fool, take a hike I got no time for your late night hype"
by FrenchLascar187 February 14, 2004
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Help Wanted

A type of sign that most businesses place in clear view of prospective applicants, despite their inexplicable desire not to hire help for any reason.
What the good goddamn is wrong with that restaurant? I applied to them four times in the last three months and they haven't called back yet, but that fucking "Help Wanted" sign is still up there!
by Wallbridge January 21, 2006
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Need For Speed Most Wanted

The most realistic cop chase game in the world. And not a bad tuner game.
Mother: "Honey can you come down for dinner?"
Child: "No mother, i'm too busy getting chased by cops in need for speed most wanted."
by Christopher Arbizu May 25, 2006
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