wangtang

A distinct irony taste on the penis derived from a previous snatch which is found while performing fellatio.

I know my mans cheating on me because I tasted wangtang on his penis.

by wutangfu February 25, 2011

wangtangular

When an object becomes damaged and its resultant mis-shape appears to now approximate the shape of a penis. An object that is overtly phallic in design/shape.

Dude!... that landmine blew your friggen leg off - look at that thing laying there - it's totally wangtangular!

Peter, that long red convertible is spectacularly wangtangular!

by D. Morris February 24, 2006

wanksta

1.) fake gansta
2.) wanna-be pimp

he aint no gansta, nigga he a wanksta

by younggurl May 13, 2005

Prosecco swigging panty-waists

A resident of Kings Heath who approves of the Low Traffic Neighbourhood scheme.

...bunch of prosecco swigging panty-waists wouldn't last 10 minutes on a building site anyway....

by kingheathen September 22, 2020

waistband tuck

The art of tucking your erection into the waistband of your boxers/athletic shorts to hide the appearance of the boner you are sporting.

On the long early morning walk to the bathroom from my dorm room, I had to employ the waistband tuck to avoid people seeing the tent I was pitching.

by L-DubV June 20, 2008

waist band hero

The act of taking ur boner/partially erecteed woody and cautiously sliping it into ur waist band of ur shorts to eliminate the sticking out of the wang. ***very helpful in a group seetting 2 avoid awkwardness -- (usually the go-to guy in terms of the boner evasion)
*Not necessary if your wang is 2.5 inches or less*

In a quick moment, they had to stop hookin up and run Hence, the girl got up and told Peter to get up
--however--Peter didn't want that lonely boner being evident so he called out to the Waist Band Hero and she never knew

by wingman of the isolation September 17, 2006

wangstrom

The unit for a standard size penis. This differs from generation to generation, much like an evaluation of IQ.

Girl 1: I'm sort of interested in this Ron, but I've heard some pretty tall tales about him. You know...sexual things.

Girl 2: They're all true. I dated him for a few months. He's about two wangstroms downstairs. If you know what I mean.

Girl 1: I'm totally going for him then.

by Hellofaday February 4, 2008