sanktions

Hindrances to free trade caused by multiple scuttling of ships in a harbor or other navigational area.

In the ancient tale of Theseus and the Minotaur, the fleeing heroes used sanktions to clutter the Cretian waterway behind them and thus prevent King Minos from pursuing them.

by QuacksO September 9, 2019

Wanktosser

A wanktosser is a person who is a bit of a dickhead

Charlie you are a wanktosser

by Geoooo March 9, 2020

waptions

The ability to select from multiple WAPs (wet ass pussies)

My homie just matched with three different girls on tinder; he has plenty of waptions.

by MattyIce116 October 7, 2020

wanktimonious

Thinking you're a far better wanker than anyone else. Wanking whilst looking down your nose at everyone else whether they're wanking of not

He was so wanktimonious, sat there pulling his todger trying to appear he was royalty.

Who does he think he is, Prince Andrew? Wanktimonious cunt.

by Aspoomon February 3, 2022

Wankxious

An anxious wank to relive wanksiety...

"Last night I was so anxious I had to have a wank people said I was so wankxious"

by Uncle Garbanzo June 26, 2023

three-waytionship

this is when a polyamorous relationship blossoms from sexual intercourse with two partners simultaneously in a love triangle.

i just wish we had a three-waytionship years ago. I love hanging out with both of you.

by Toddzilla72 July 20, 2016