wankerchiff

A "hankerchiff" specificaly for wiping ones seimen onto.

"Oh dear alex if you must do that in my kitchen dont use my tea towels, use a wankerchiff"

by the pen boy of CLAW September 27, 2009

Wankerchif

n. A cloth or towel repeatedly used for the sole purpose of ejaculating into or cleaning up post sex-messiness.

In my case, I use a Mr. Met towel for such purposes as my Wankerchif being this is about the equivalent of the state of their organization.

by yeaisaidthat4 July 21, 2012

wankerchief

Another name for the common tissue, implying that they're only used for wiping up semen.

Friend: Hey man, do you have a wankerchief?
You: No, I used them all last night.

by lewanker July 27, 2011

winnership

winnership is uses as the retard baby of championship

He just got caught for smoking some good ass blueberry in the dorms, he won my winnership!!

by Jo and Mia November 4, 2006

Wankerchaps

Alternative use for vigourous mouth giving pleasure; a rare feat where the speed of the wrist is matched by the determination of the mouth.

-Dude! Are those friction burns on your tallywhacker ?

-Yeah, last night Eliza turned up in full Luchador gear and was a total wankerchaps.

-Sweet!

by TheChest July 22, 2012

wankerchiefable

when a woman is so attractive you have to get out your wankerchief and masturbate into it

I saw a pretty lady on the bus wearing a red polka dot scarf - she was very wankerchiefable

by da wrong dooerflgflgkbjlfkgbml December 11, 2017

wankersbishit

Term for little weird girls who love strangers things and the it movies. They often say “my name is emilee and I want to fuck finn!”

Omg, she is such a wankersbishit

by Sadie0809 March 15, 2020