Wanguary

Similar to Movember except Men walk around with both Wang and Balls hanging out of an open zipper for the entire month of January. Obviously for Cancer Awareness.

Cam - Why's that guy got his junk hanging out at my New Year's party?

George - It's the first day of Wanguary. Stop staring.

by peruvianyak December 31, 2011

Wangden

The embodiment of ugliness and acne, the species that everybody doesn't fear but still avoids. If encountering a wild Wangden, it may result in death, serious injuries, or they might pass on their ugliness onto you. It is advised to stay away from any Wangden.

"Who is that?"
"Stay away from it, it's a Wangden"
"Why is it so ugly?"
"People say that Wangdens are the offspring of Ugliness & Cringe"
"Well, I can see why they say that"

by Nova Odium November 27, 2019

Chronic Wangular Softitude

Yo dick is like Apollo Creed in Rocky IV: it ain't never gettin back up again.

When you can't get hard for a fine skank like Delta Burke, yous got Chronic Wangular Softitude.

by Develi-what! October 27, 2006

Wangus Khan

Someone who thinks they can conquer the world with their Wang like the ruler of old.

He thinks he can come in and take all the tang he wants like he is Wangus Khan!

by Gothic May 4, 2005

wangdangle

a "medical" term where the male genitalia is unable to erect, so it just dangles.

"Daddy! Mommy says our neighbor has a wangdangle."

by UEGIEAgf July 6, 2005

wangdingled

Drunk, Smashed, Hammered.... you get the idea

If you drink too much you get wangdingled!!

by JimBoK August 23, 2006

Wangsu

1. (noun) An awesome person with approvable taste in music. See; genius.
2. (adjective) Used to describe a certain someone who is infatuated with his or her G35.

Noun: "Isn't that Wangsu the one who thought crossing guards didn't talk?" "Why yes, I believe it is."

Adjective: "Whoa, you're turning Wangsu!"

by violetmist2003 January 16, 2005