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Wasabi Effect

A phenomenon described by the sudden and rapid transference of wasabi from the inside of someone's mouth to their eye. Causes inflamation and redness of the eye.

Also known to cause a flailing of limbs, and expletive phrases to shoot forth from the subject's mouth in panic.
Subject: "I was crunching wasabi peas and one just shot out of my mouth into my eye! Fuck!"
Observer: "The Wasabi Effect in practice. Go wash your eye out."
by tristanx February 6, 2010
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wasabi enema

wasabi enemas hurt
by blistered colon April 9, 2010
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Bareback Wasabi

The act of performing a reverse enema directly into the anus with copious amounts of wasabi, then proceeding to have raw sex while using the wasabi as a lubricant.
Bro! My sinuses are so clear…Micah and I performed a Bareback wasabi an hour ago..
by daddys dad June 30, 2021
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wasabi rush

the intense, burning sensation in sinuses and nasal passages that comes from injesting small to large quantities of wasabi with foods like sushi. It often causes eyes to tear up.
After I ate that sushi I was totally feeling the wasabi rush!
by ChrisFizik January 2, 2009
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Wasabi Jerk

1. When one coats their hand in wasabi and proceeds to masturbate or perform a hand job.

OR
2.Jerking off in a Japanese restaurant.
"yo, i got this wicked sick wasabi jerk last night from Kim"

"My dick's still burning from that wasabi jerk before class this morning"
by FOADboner July 3, 2009
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wasabichild

A bitter, harsh person who has no morals or integrity, and who often lies.

Derived from the roots of the word, wasabi and child. Wasabi is harsh and burns, and children can often lie.

pronounced: wah- saw- bi-chilled
John: I was talking to Mex, and he said Dilip was a total wasabichild.

Katie: Woah, Actually?
John: Yeah, Mex said that Dilip said he was going to meet him for breakfast at 6:55, but Dilip never showed up.

Katie: Wow, Dilip is a wasabichild.
by Snapchapian June 9, 2013
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wasabi man

He's coming to a sushi bar near you!
Is it soy sauce? Is it ginger? No! It's WASABI MAN!!!!
by Chuck Rooney March 18, 2005
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