An attitude, nay, a lifestyle, exhibiting extreme amounts of self-determination, self-actualisation, and self-fulfilment in spite of adversity. It can be used to as an adjective, verb or noun, denoting that the word itself displays extreme levels of wamposity. It does what it wants; not because it should, merely because it can. So it is to be wampus.
Note: there are many sub categories of wampus depending on the context of the situation. A person acting entirely out of self-interest to the extreme detriment or inconvenience of others is said to be Dark wampus; those who abuse wamposity in the pursuit of extraordinarily murderous or perverse affairs are spoken of in hushed tones, truly they are the practitioners of the forbidden art of Black wamposity.
Note: there are many sub categories of wampus depending on the context of the situation. A person acting entirely out of self-interest to the extreme detriment or inconvenience of others is said to be Dark wampus; those who abuse wamposity in the pursuit of extraordinarily murderous or perverse affairs are spoken of in hushed tones, truly they are the practitioners of the forbidden art of Black wamposity.
"You could have gotten your own Dr. Pepper but you chose to drink at least four sips of mine. I counted."
"Heh, I'm wamps."
"Love my balls!"
"Won't!"
"Heh, totally gonna, for it is a royal decree, and none shall question the wampus King."
"Heh, I'm wamps."
"Love my balls!"
"Won't!"
"Heh, totally gonna, for it is a royal decree, and none shall question the wampus King."
by Not King Wampus February 27, 2015
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(1) Whoa dude, that truck ahead of us is going down the road like a crab. The rear axel is totally kitty wampus.
(2) The new door we hung is kitty wampus. The top corner isn't flush with the door jamb, and the door won't even close.
(2) The new door we hung is kitty wampus. The top corner isn't flush with the door jamb, and the door won't even close.
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Noob: God you people make me so angry.
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Person A: Shall we get you some French cries and a wamburger while the care police come to assist the wambulance?
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