Rod walloper

A man who “wallops his rod”

Did you hear the joke about the at rod walloper who his overwound self-winding watch?

by Naughty Daddy June 3, 2019

Fud Walloper

A fud walloper is a term used to discribe- usually a male who boasts about having a large penis and lots of women. the truth is he has not and has not got a girlfriend. even if he did he would not be able to get it up therfore unable to penetrate so has to wallop to stimulate the fud ( the female definition in scotland of a fanny,cunt,clit)

awe shut up ya fuckin fud walloper ye. youv'e nae chance o gettin a burd.

by zakonyerback April 21, 2009

Twat Walloper

Someone who you dislike, such as a douchebag. Good for any comeback.

Douchebag: Oh man, I'm so good I am surronded by hot chicks.
Normal human: Shut up twat walloper.

by Flash Magee November 15, 2009

Walloper

Sydney Australia slang for a police officer. Based upon the belief that police are inherently violent, and therefore if they speak to you then you are likely to be walloped (beaten, assaulted).

I saw the wallopers patrolling past my house but they didn't stop, so someone else must be in line for a beating tonight.

by House Martin February 18, 2013

chinbar-walloped

Originated from the suburbs of one town called Lurgan, Co. Armagh (see buckfast) this term is used in the unfortunate event of someone being completly blocked out of their minds.

You were chinbar-walloped last nite, you wanker!

by DMC December 20, 2004

walloper

A cock (see Alastair). Usually big

Alastair has a wee nob, I have a walloper!

by Jimbo February 23, 2004

muffin walloper

victorian slang for an unmarried woman who would meet up with her friends and gossip.

i shall not be taking word of a woman who such a muffin walloper

by thy common folk October 13, 2023