This thanksgiving Kevin wallaced the turkey at the dinner table. Again.
by wallaceaboxofchocolates December 7, 2011
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The act of humiliating ones self while in the act of being offensive. Expressing beliefs that both offend others and make you look like an idiot.
Making a YouTube video blog that insults others while thinking it won't go viral and make you look like an idiot is being a wallace.

Talking trash about your roommates and having the conversation recorded on the answering machine is being a wallace.

Having someone spoof your wallaceness is being wallaced
by rickerhacker March 17, 2011
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a misproportioned black bitch of a lady with a ginormous ass. Wallace's typically can be found in the kitchen or cafeteria indulging themselves on fried chicken, watermelon, and purple dranks. They are usually bipolar and talk about sexual things at all the wrong times. Avoid talking to Wallace's on Mondays after the Cowboys lose a football game.
"Fuck man, look at that bitch's ass!"
"Dude, thats a fucking Wallace right thurr!"

"Aw, I heard KFC is going out of business."
"Hell man, we should get a couple Wallace's to bring back some business!"

"Shit! Wallace is gonna flip shit on us cuz his nigger team lost!
by wallace is a psycho December 8, 2008
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He's a fat bitch to hope he dies hes shit a judo and he can't win fights

Hey Wallace it's Adam
Wallace is a fat bitch
by Jobthebobwallacethebitch March 23, 2020
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Dude, he helped that chick pay her rent! He's such a Wallace.
by bbsk8 September 26, 2018
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A breathtaking pussy. It is so pink and needs to be waxed every once in a while and its lips are silky. To see the clit, you’d have to spread its lips because are also chubby. Its walls are fluffy and it be so easy for it to squirt.
Last night I finally did the deed with Wendolene...she had an absolute Wallace
by FeathersMcgraw February 29, 2020
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This is a synonym for the Tropical Weed, Devils lettuce, grub, food, ect.

One may use this term in casual conversation when they don't want anyone else to have a clue what they are going on about.
"yoooo my drilla, how much wallace did you cop styl"

"Wagwarn my guy, man got a 3.5 styl"

"brooo, is it that new cali shit"

"naaah g, mans don't got the p's like that drilla"

"alr, safe innit"

"loud broski"
by Faze_tesstickles March 18, 2022
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