walking wallet

(noun) A spouse or significant other whose only role is that of financial support. Generally, said walking wallet often remains in the relationship for want of sex. The walking wallet is normally the antithesis of the golddigger or its male equivalent.

After he became married to Susan and fathered kids, she cut off the sex and closeness, and John became the walking wallet.

by Lefty September 11, 2005

Watering can

The action of urinating after sex when you are still bunged up with semen and your wee goes all over the seat and floor.

Girl: Why is the bathroom floor all wet?

Boy: The watering can is bust

by the rellie May 10, 2007

wandering trader

the scum of the earth. they and their fucking stupid llamas deserve to die.

“Is that a wandering trader?”
“Yes. Kill it immediately”
“Done”
“You didn’t kill it’s fucking llamas!”

by iminmemumscarvroomvroom June 3, 2021

Low Walking

Going out on the Down Low. Hangin at a Neighborhood or Corner Bar that you don"t normally go to, so U can just relax with friends. Being incognito or undetectable for a night.

I'm not in the mood to go to that club tonight, let's just go Low Walking at Crow's Nest tavern & Paulie's Pub.

by BigMike67 September 11, 2010

Walking Sperm Bank

A highly promiscuous woman. So called because a lot of semen is deposited into her.

"Dude, that chick you're going to marry was a total walking sperm bank in college."

by Jake October 10, 2005

Walking dictionary

A person who knows many vocabularies and their definitions.

Delphinia is a walking dictionary. She isn't satisfied unless she's shown off her wide range of vocabularies.

by Nima Danesh June 10, 2013

The Walking Dead

A popular series by AMC about a group of survivors in a zombie apocalypse.

Contrary to popular belief, the title of the series does not (only) refer to the actual zombies. The title mostly refers to the group of survivors, as they are walking around but are as good as dead.

Guy 1: Are you hyped for the release of the Walking Dead, season 7, too?

Guy 2: Yeah totally man! But did you know the Walking Dead actually refers to Rick's group of survivors?

Guy 1: Wow I didn't know that! Boy do I feel enlightened

by A Female CEO October 20, 2016