Augustus Waters

To make something so good and so wonderful but then ultimately kill it and make someone feel really bad about it.
Or, a character in John Green's The Fault In Our Stars who had cancer and died young, also made a lot of metaphors about death.

Friend: I'm writing a story and I really like the character so far.
Me: Okay, well, don't Augustus Waters it.

by thelastfangirl December 11, 2013

Quarter Waters

A water based drink usually priced at 25 cents. Thus the name. Usually packaged in a plastic barrel shaped container.They originally came in three flavors ; grape, fruit punch, orange. Now available in Lime and Blue.

" Antonio please run to the store and buy me 2 dollars worth of Quarter Waters."

by Nippy Leaks October 7, 2009

John Waters

Baltimore filmaker. God of filth. One of the best filmakers ever with flair for the comical and filthy. The best filmaker of our age.

Let's go see Pink Flamingos, the most famous John Waters movie ever!

by tyler holmes April 27, 2006

wankership

Portmanteau of the english words wanker and dictatorship.

1. A system of government in which a state is ruled by one person with absolute power, where the person involved is a wanker.

2. (informal) A company run on similar terms.

Given Mussolini's policies, the government of Italy 1922-1943 is more accurately described as a facist wankership.

by lawfulhippo May 9, 2006

Christopher Vincent Waters

In memory of Christopher Vincent Waters, who passed away September 8 2010. Hey bro, if you can hear me man, I still never got a chance to show off my new J's. And dude, you were my homie for life, you taught me so much, even how to flirt properly xD. But I'd never forget you man, no one would, you'll always be with us man, no homo. Haha, Vincent was the best friend anyone could have, and he's probably one of the smartest, coolest, and funkiest dudes walking this universe now. He's a mere memory now, but one we'll never forget those times when you backed up all of us, and hey, remember during PE all those funny times me and you trash talked Kianna so much XD those were good times, man. Haha and all those times you and my girl argued whether the Chargers or Cowboys are better, those were good times too.

But before I go, one last thing to say; you taught me so much, and I wouldn't be where where I am right now, just remembering how we met in first grade brings a tear to my eye man. You never lost faith in me bro, well that's most of what I got to say. Just know this man, you'll always be with us, we love you bro, and you're probably in heaven right now. P.S: Give 'em hell, yeah?

No one else in this world could be as cool as Christopher Vincent Waters, we love and miss you bro.

by Hopxy September 10, 2010

still waters run deep

A Proverb that suggests that quiet people are often very thoughtful.

Steve: I get the impression that Jill isn't very smart. She never says anything. Fran: Don't be so sure. Still waters run deep you know.

by LittleRatchet September 30, 2013

watersaw

When you shit so bad you need to take a shower after and run your hand threw your ass like a saw to clean it out.

After eating taco bell I had such bad diarrhea that I needed to watersaw

by Shit captain April 14, 2016