Wichita Waistband

When a fat woman is wearing a corset too tight for her figure in order cover up a muffin top

Peg needed four women to help her with cinching up her wichita waistband before heading out for a night at Club Rodeo.

by 86FJ60 March 15, 2017

Irish Waistband

When a girl is giving you a blowjob (head) while intoxicated, she wraps her arms around your waist causing extreme deepthroating.

i.e. I was at this party a couple nights ago and this girl gave me an Irish Waistband and it felt so right.

by Coolguyaprentice July 30, 2010

Wasband

A former Husband who you are now divorced from.

My wasband Laurence is giving me such a hard time with the spousal support. How am I supposed to pay for all my expenses without his monthly support payments!

by Balbal69 July 31, 2020

Wristband Raver

A Wristband Raver is someone who says they rave but they only go to ticketed DNB events at their local sweaty nightclub

you're not a real raver you're a wristband raver

by basketsareus April 11, 2019

waist band hero

The act of taking ur boner/partially erecteed woody and cautiously sliping it into ur waist band of ur shorts to eliminate the sticking out of the wang. ***very helpful in a group seetting 2 avoid awkwardness -- (usually the go-to guy in terms of the boner evasion)
*Not necessary if your wang is 2.5 inches or less*

In a quick moment, they had to stop hookin up and run Hence, the girl got up and told Peter to get up
--however--Peter didn't want that lonely boner being evident so he called out to the Waist Band Hero and she never knew

by wingman of the isolation September 17, 2006

Phantom Wristband Syndrome

After wearing a paper wristband for several days it is common for a person to experience the sensation that they are still wearing a wristband even though it’s been removed. This sensation is called “phantom wristband syndrome “

Dave visited Jean everyday in the hospital. Each day he had to get a new color wristband to prove he was an approved visitor. After Jean left the hospital, Dave experienced “Phantom Wristband Syndrome” feeling like he still had a wristband on, even though it had been removed several days ago

by PoorDavid January 22, 2023

waistebanding

The act of hiding an erection by tucking one's penis under one's waisteband.

Person: "Dude I got a boner at lunch, and I wastebanded it."

Person 1: "How did you hide that?"
Person 2: "Waistebanding.

by xmaddiex09 September 27, 2009