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waggle daggle

To use the extremity, such as a hand or foot, of a sleeping or otherwise incoherent friend to masturbate or to finish off a masturbatory activity at the end of a hard partying evening.
hey dude I'm sorry but I had to use you for a waggle daggle this nut wasn't gonna bust itself.
by emilionaire September 1, 2010
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eyebrow waggle

The movement of lifting your eyebrows up and down simultaneously, and quite rapidly. It is usually a gesture of sexuality. One might waggle their eyebrows after hitting on someone.
Emily: "He has a nice butt!"

Grace: "Especially a naked butt."

Both: *Eyebrow waggles of agreement.*
by raindropkisses July 31, 2010
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wagglepopper

A word used to describe the unerect male genitalia. This word is generally associated with males who often display their genitals in a humorous way i.e. making their genitals wiggle. People who have wagglepoppers are generally people with no sense of humour, or people who have a very low sex drive.
"D'ya like us wagglepopper?"
"Eh love, get a load of this wagglepopper" (wiggles wagglepopper)
by Jenny Graham September 19, 2006
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Bush Waggle

A large bush in the pubic region of a female.
There was a very cute girl on the beach in her bikini, until I noticed her bush waggle hanging out the sides of her underwear!
by Dixie Erect October 29, 2009
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The Tail Always Waggles

A phrase used to describe why you have a massive erection. This is mainly used to describe a bad habit of getting an erection whenever you see a female, even if they're not very attractive. The term comes from a comparison of a canine's tail "waggling" whenever it sees a bitch (a female dog). When a person asks about it, you simply say this phrase, and they will understand.
Dude: "Woah! What's that in your pants?!"

Brandon: "I'm sorry... The tail always waggles."
by The Tail Always Waggles March 14, 2009
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Wakey Waggle

The act of masturbating one's penis from a state of morning wood.
Geoff O'Reilly gave himself a little Wakey Waggle on Thursday morning.
by hak.trick February 18, 2010
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cunt waggler

A girl who unfairly uses being female as a way to get preferential treatment over others.
-"Look at that cunt waggler trying to skip the queue."

-"How was the bar?"
-"It took forever to get served, there was many a cunt being waggled."
by The King of Hvar January 24, 2014
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