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Wakey wakey eggs and bakey

A gentle wake-up statement, saying breakfast is prepared and there is eggs and bacon ready to consume. However, this is mostly always a lie and no eggs and bacon are waiting.
Beulah: "Wakey wakey eggs and bakey!"
Johnny: "Sweet. I'll be down in a minute."
Beulah's thoughts: "Hee hee. I sure tricked him. No eggs and bacon are there."
by YearlongSleet67 June 1, 2018
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wavey

WAVEY is an adjective or noun that is used to describe a person when they are feeling all types of vibrations. They may or may not be under the influence of drugs or alcohol, but they feel the flow and are fluid with it. Usually positive vibes are felt from other people, sound waves or light rays to become wavey.
"Damnn.. this DJ set has got me feeling all wavey and shi*t.."
by DJLULZ December 11, 2016
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Wacky Paki

A racist term used to describe anyone of Middle-eastern descent (not always Pakistani.)
That bomber is not only wacky but he is also a paki. Therefore he's a wacky paki.

Alec is a wacky paki
by Johnny Hotnuts April 27, 2008
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Wacky Tobaccy

Another term for marijuana. Mmmm.... kay?
"Hee-hee, wacky tobaccy sounds stupid ^_____^"
by pinky_pseudonym April 13, 2004
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A more common name for the advertising device that is also known as an Airdancer. It is a plastic humanoid shaped hollow 'bag' that when supplied with an air flow inflates and appears to flail around.
Uses include:
Attract Customers to your business.
Make a splash at your next presentation.
Keep grandma company.
Protect your crops.
Confuse your neighbours.
African American? Hail a cab.
Testify at church.
Or just raise the roof.
"Thanks to a shipping error I am now currently overstocked on wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube men, and I am passing the savings on to you!!"
by Al Harrington February 21, 2008
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Wackeyy

Wackeyy your very pog and so is your cat!
by Todd Howard’s forehead June 5, 2020
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Spazzy Wacky

It's when you get into a physical altercation with someone for a wack, or stupid, reason.
Don't you DARE go spazzy wacky with me, boo! The shade I threw yo' way is REAL!
by shadyboo June 24, 2016
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