wyoming

The state with the lowest population. Home to towering mountains and spacious plains. Populated pre-Columbus by the Shoshone, Crow, and Lakota Indians. Currently populated with cowboys, roughneck oilfield workers, Indians, and generally nice people who love the outdoors, and hate the way the rest of America lives. 90 percent of said population could probably kick your ass in half. By the by, not a favorite place for homosexuals (remember Matt Shepard?). Yes, everyone in Wyoming has a gun, and really wants to shoot something.

"I love living in Wyoming, its so beautiful and peaceful."
"Dude, its fucking empty, no one lives there!"
"I know numb-nuts, that's what makes it nice."

by GetoutofLaramie April 20, 2007

Wyoming

A state that doesn’t exist, literally. It has the least population of all the United States, and at least 80% of people never heard of it.

Y’all ever heard of Wyoming? Yeah dude, I heard it was a country or somethin’

by Ио November 9, 2020

wyoming

The state with the lowest population which will eventually kill us all when Yellowstone erupts.

Holy shit, did you see Supervolcano on the Discovery Channel? Why is the sky black? Oh, it's just Wyoming.

by Tegabater October 3, 2007

wyoming

where vegetarian really means "Bad Hunter"

bad hunters are vegetarians in wyoming

by Lonewolf1337 January 21, 2011

Wyoming

Its shaped like Colorado

by The Great X-wing Ace March 25, 2003

Wyoming

Error 404: this place could not be found because it is not real

Oliver: hey do you want to go to wyoming
Nate: wyoming doesnt exist you fucking knob-jockey

by tripletoaster420 January 3, 2021

Wyoming

State in the western USA where Coloradans go to buy fireworks that are illegal in Colorado and fugitives go to hide.

And there's some cows and shit too...

by Bella_x April 28, 2005