Wtm

Who tryna match? As in split the money for weed so that you can both split the blunt.

Jay: “yooo wtm??”
Billy: “I’ll take you up on that offer!”
Jay: “Ight pick me up homie”

wtm

What the monkey- another expression used for when you're excited or shocked or pissed and angry

you just walked 1 mile to the gym. "We're sorry, your membership is canceled, you cannot come in". ...."WTM!!!!!!!!"

"wtm tonight, who's down?"

wtm by kostonlol December 27, 2022

what the masturbate.
a play on wtf (what the fuck)
usually used in place of wtf.
but can be for any variety of words.

Dude: "Hey bud! Do you like my new shirt?"
Dude #2: "WTM! Dude why did you buy that? It's fugly."

wtm by Kale H September 16, 2007

a little bitch fit thrown by men. The eqivalent to a womans PMS. AKA a whiney little faggot

WOW man dont have a wtm your being a little bitch right now

wtm by yoyouyoyoyoyo October 27, 2010

girl 1: do you like the new britney spears song?
girl 2: nah that's wtm for me.

wtm by antelope101 March 23, 2011

Where’s the mayonnaise

Hey mom wtm?
It’s in the fridge!