Woody 

An erection of the penis, usually caused by a full bladder upon waking in the morning. Also, associated with erotic dreams.

He drank a full liter of water before going to bed, so it was no surprise he woke with a woody.

Woody by BooBoi March 4, 2015

Woody 

An old car with wooden sides (like a station wagon). Also a surfboard, or skimboard that is made out of wood.

I'm drivin' my woody to the beach!

Woody by smuggest July 26, 2005

Woody 

an erect penis

whoa dude whenever i see that chick dude its like dude she gives me a woody

another variation:
i woke up this morning with early morning wood

Woody by biggie August 22, 2003

Woody 

adj./adv.

1. to be awesome beyond imagination 2. to be so ridiculously good looking that one is attractive to every female present and at least one guy present 3. to be incredibly smart with a huge dong.

noun

1. one who is awesome beyond contemplation (not to be confused with one who is "pious beyond reason") 2. one who pwns in all that he/she does, do, or did.

verb

1. to pwn someone so badly the pwned begs to "take it in the face" 2. to win at a competetion so completely that the loser is glad to have lost 3. to commit an act of awesome or divine magnitude. 4. to impregnate any woman within a 50 yard radius.(no fattys)

1. "Got Wood?" aka "Do you possess an audience with the Gods?
2."At breakfast on the first day, Woody created God, then told Him to go play."

Woody by The_Pecker February 5, 2010

Woody 

A tree guy that is really cool and sexy and has all the friends... but no life and is extremely bored almost every single day of it's fuckin' god forsaken fuckin' life.

Woody is great fun, but his life blows ass.

Woody by ITZxTheWoody July 26, 2018

Woody 

Tiny cock and a massive cunt

Person 1 "oh look it's woody
Person 2 "god what a cunt"

Woody by Cambrads April 10, 2019

Woody 

A person that everyone loves, YOUR parents yes you love him more then you whenever one thinks of woody they might just get turned on by the fact that he exists the ladies are VERY familiar with him and enjoy intercourse with him cause of his MASSIVE penis.

Person 1: I was thinking about going to the party but I’m not sure if woody is gonna be there
Person 2: Woody is gonna be there!!
Person 1: oh hell ya I’m definitely going then!!

Woody by Woodyisdaddy August 28, 2021