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wolfganging 

when u remove bacon fat from a rasher of bacon and push it in to the sphinceter until fully submerged. Then once the person who has received the bacon in their anus is about to ejaculate, u remove the bacon fat as fast as possible resulting in the ultimate orgasm.
"grandma doris why does this bacon taste like poo?"
"because me and your grandfather have just finished wolfganging."
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Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart 

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart was one of the worlds greatest composers of music during the 1,700's. His hobbies included making birdhouses, playing piano while exposing his anus, and making fart noises.
Many people considered him to be "childish" because of his making of fart noises and showing of his anus during concerts but this was just another way of him expressing himself.
Elderly Black Man: "FUCK MAN!!! Did that kid just pull off a Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart?"
Daniel Boone: "What a badass son-of-a-bitch"
Elderly Black Man: "He's even making the farting noises!"

Erik Wolfgang Kaiser 

An overly nice guy who gets taken advantage of way too much, tends to make an amazing best friend. Talented at most everything he applys himself to. Someone you'll try hard not to love but you can't stop the inevitable. He'll become the only thing you want.
"He is so my Erik Wolfgang Kaiser."

Wolfgang Puck 

A chef that has a show on the Food Network channel. He also makes excellent frozen pizzas. They taste fresh and they have good ingredients.
I'm going to buy some Wolfgang Puck Pizzas.
Wolfgang Puck by b2vv April 25, 2008

wolfgang shmuck 

Someone who doesn't know how to cook.
A Wolfgang Shmuck knows how to cook a pizza in a toaster over, but not much more. Even if you remember to curl your fingers in a high and tight pinch on the food when using a sharp knife, it's still a challenge to boil water or make toast.
wolfgang shmuck by Ae5Ea8 February 3, 2015

Wolfgang 

A sexy ass guy who fucks all the hot ass bitches. He's the coolest guy ever and is the most athletic person ever. Leo is a trash name
A yo that dude Fuchs be like a Wolfgang hell yeah #saftb
Wolfgang by Yahtahtahatav January 6, 2018

Wolfgang Gartner 

DJ & complextro producer from California. Has a very interesting personality & is very friendly person.
Wolfgang Gartner is gonna be at a concert in Arizona soon.