weasle bark

It is the sound a bass player makes when he needs to change his shorts or strings

Do you smell that?Yea I thought i heard a weasle bark or was that are bass player?

by ELZY ROCKER March 4, 2009

circus weasle

When 27 circus midgets shoot their load into one woman and it slowly drains out in the center ring.

Natalie got circus weasled at the big top last night.

by Stollar10 January 17, 2017

Crap Weasle

A person who digs through other peoples crap trying to find something of use, but usually ends up smelling like a pile of dung

"Wow, your child is quite the crap weasle!"

"I caught a crap weasle hanging out in my shitter"

"You smell like a crap weasle

by GF January 28, 2003

weasle-monkey

A strange and rare mammal of the primate family. The only encounter was documented by one, Terrence Longfella.

He spanked out that dance like a weasle-monkey!!

by Keta April 19, 2003

fanny weasle

A guy who for reasons unknown to mankind manages to worm his way inside the vaginas of fit girls, despite a complete lack of any attractive qualities.

"u hear that Jonny Vegas got with Rhiana?"
"duuude, what a fanny weasle"

by bastante March 10, 2013

suckah weasle

basically this term refers to someone who is both a sucker and a weasle

it can mean that someone is stupid or short

You didn't do your homework? SUCKAH WEASLE!

Claudia is a suckah weasle.

by guannyboy2 February 24, 2007

Western Weasle

A Western Weasle is a Weasle (Louisa) from England, America and parts of Europe. Weasles from these areas are very special because they are so rare. The first Weasle was discovered in the year 1994 September by an infamous Emma Lynch. Louisa is a British name but more found in America.

Eureka!!! I found a Weasle! (Quote from Emma Lynch discovering a Western Weasle).

by Weasle Company March 22, 2008