Bloomfield:the act of blowing a load with furious force into a girl's bush and then scraping the load, such as tilling a field, with your teeth out of her bush.
by K.T. Mirasola March 24, 2007
Get the bloomfield mug.A great and largely inexpensive place to live for New Jerseyans seeking a quick and painless commute into New York City. Borders on Montclair and Glen Ridge. Has 2 stops on the Montclair-Boonton line for NJ Transit and is also served by the DeCamp Bus Line.
by ShannonEyes January 13, 2008
Get the Bloomfield, NJ mug.A very pompous city in Michigan, located in the very infamous Oakland County, home of the very materialistic, egotistical, stuck-up, and rich snobs. Every household contains at LEAST TWO Cadillac Escalades, Range Rovers, Hummers, Mercedes Benz, BMWs, Lexus, or other name-brand luxury cars. Everyone tries to one up each other, always trying to look better than the next person. If you want to live here, you have to be shallow, supericial, and have expensive tastes. You can always tell the difference between someone from Wixom and someone from West Bloomfield by their ethnicity, clothing, car, hairstyles and vacation choices. West Bloomfield habitants generally wear things such as The North Face, Armani, Luis Vuitton, Tiffany and Co, Abercrombie and Fitch and Movado. Typically, shop in stores such as Saks Fifth Avenue and Nordstrom. This is the home of many Jewish American Princesses, or JAPS and Chaldeans. It is often called West JEWfield. So many young girls starting at the age of 14 often get plastic surgery, pressured by the overly shallow society. Nothing in West Bloomfield matters but wealth, pricey fashions, high-class living, and looking good.
Look at that girl driving the newest Mercedes Benz model! She's wearing Chanel earrings, Uggs, a Tiffany's necklace and bracelet, True Religion jeans, and a North Face. She's probably from West Bloomfield.
You're filthy rich and you live in Oakland County. I bet you live in West Bloomfield!
That JAP who goes to that expensive private school is a West Bloomie.
That 10-year old girl from West Bloomfield has more Luis Vuitton purses than my business woman mother.
You're filthy rich and you live in Oakland County. I bet you live in West Bloomfield!
That JAP who goes to that expensive private school is a West Bloomie.
That 10-year old girl from West Bloomfield has more Luis Vuitton purses than my business woman mother.
by ThisIsWhatsUp February 18, 2008
Get the west bloomfield mug.The place where women go to meet spoiled brats with money. We marry them and have affairs with every day average ppl and laugh at them while they provide with mommy and daddy’s money. It’s so fun to hear them talk so much crap without the experiences. Lol.
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Get the West Bloomfield mug.After breaking a plastic blade on the tiny glaciers that had formed around his car's wipers, Lenny whipped out his junk and cleared his windshield with a steaming Bloomfield Ice Scraper.
by Left intentionally blank February 8, 2013
Get the Bloomfield ice scraper mug.A lower-middle-upper class town that borders wealthy Glen Ridge, average Nutley, and ugly East Orange. The town is long and most things tend to be on Broad St. The downtown is mostly avoided by locals as its somewhat rundown and has hobos and a crazy bag woman. The town is also diverse but is slowly becoming more like Newark. The South End tends to have a large Hispanic population and then African-American. The Central part of town is diverse but mainly white and the north end of town is mostly white. The town has been recently going downhill as the test scores in a majority of the schools are low, students misbehave, and more and more lower-income families are moving in.
by BahamaBlu February 6, 2007
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