Watch me nae nae

What you say when you get your sister pregnant.

Sam: Watch me nae nae!
Dan: Bro, that's your response to getting your sister pregnant? Lit XD!!!
Sam: I know right.

by RylieIsDumbLol June 12, 2018

now watch me boy

now watch me boy clap clap clap clap clap clap boy

lol monkey now watch me boy nigger

by hahahlolnowwatchmeboy April 19, 2018

Watch me sit and drink water

A Massachusetts euphemism for passionate romance of the FeverPitch-esque, Bostonian variety. Used to imply any sort of romantic, passionate, seductive, sensual, tender, heartfelt, or Jimmy Fallon-esque activity.

"Any chance you can stop by tonight and you can watch me sit and drink water?"

by taptappolyrhythms August 21, 2014

Hey Rocky, watch me pull a rabbit out of my ass!

Attempting a task that has been dumped on you by somebody who expects a miracle. Like your dumbass boss who left two hours ago and wants you to get something done in an hour that would have taken him all day to finish. A takeoff on "Hey Rocky, watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat!" from the Rocky and Bullwinkle cartoons.

'The boss expects me to get all these reports done for the corporate office by tomorrow morning, I don't think I'm gonna make it.' 'Well, you know how Steve is about that. He bails and now you have to say "Hey Rocky, watch me pull a rabbit out of my ass!" just like the other days of the week where he is working 27/4'

--OR--

Rick left early again, now I gotta pull a rabbit out of my ass to get this computer fixed.

by Silverlock March 30, 2009

Daddy, Daddy watch me twirl

phrase Made popular by comedic, southern actor, Leslie Jordan, in his YouTube video.
def. - an exclamation made when you are feeling great, after a stressful or problematic moment. Or eager for attention.
Similar to flamboyant exuberance by a non-hetero man.

After passing a difficult test "Daddy, daddy watch me twirl!"

"Oh thank God, I'm not pregnant. Daddy, daddy watch me twirl!"

by Lorenzo Zamboni October 25, 2022

Is somebody watching me?

What I hear people say when I watch them

Stranger: Is somebody watching me?
Me: maybe...

by plat333 January 11, 2021

Watch me suffer

You're the one who got gang raped by fat cocks. You'd think you'd be on my side.

Hym "Well, you want to watch me suffer but that is NOT what Jesus told you to do. Is it? Bad girl. 20 lashes in my studio apartment."

by Hym Iam November 8, 2024