Warp Vision

To achieve warp vision you need to smoke or consume about a gram of good to really good weed in one sitting. It is the 4th level of being high on weed. When someone tries to acheive warp vision it will be difficult as you will likely want to stop because you are so fucking high. Once you get to this level you will be walking and it will seem as if you have walked 20 feet in the blink of an eye. People you know well will feel familiar but you will not know who they are. Driving with warp vision is really stupid cause just walking is really hard. It is an amazing feeling to have and you will feel as if you are walking underwater. Your eyes will be so red and blood shot that people will know your high. Your eyes will be almost closed no matter what so people will know your high. Take this into consideration beforehand. Everything feels slowed down and it is almost like the time skips, But you are still in control. It is best to do a warp vision trip after a tolerance break or your first time smoking weed. Just keep smoking till you can't even use your lighter. Pre packing is recommend because spilling weed sucks. Do not be around cops talking is difficult or impossible as well as remembering what you have to say. Don't zone out or you will just pass out and it would be a waste of a gram. You will be high as fuck for a long time like 5-12 hours. You may even wake up high the next day and a bad case of second day stupids is assured.

You have a lot of weed on you and have been ditched by a non weed smoker bitch that is paranoid about your weed smoking. You have to walk home 8-9 miles by yourself and have nothing better to do. By the time you have finished your many bowl packs you have now achieved warp vision and can't remember which direction your house is despite knowing exactly how to get home if sober. You will likely get lost many times and a 2 hour walk turns into a 4.5hour trip. If you get pulled over or run into cops you likely won't care that they are pulling you over you are just that far gone.

by weed warper 2 January 28, 2012

Warp-Tour Hangover

The neck pain, soreness, aching ribs, sunburn, blisters, hearing loss, moshing/crowd surfing injuries, heat related illness' that are experienced the day after spending a few hours/the day at Warp-Tour or tours like it.

Warp-Tour Hangover:

"Dude, Christina got elbowed in the face while crowd surfing and lost her voice screaming for Blood on the Dance Floor, Victoria got such a bad tank top tan that it hurts to lay down, Eduardo swears his ribs are bruised from that pit while We Came as Romans were playing, Ty was right in front of the stage for The Devil Wears Prada and still can't hear out of his right ear, Alyssa can't walk and couldn't buy food because she spent all her money on Black Veil Brides stuff, and Shelby spent all her time between shows bent over a trash can. Damn, I love Warp Tour.

by ChrissyMarieCocaine August 3, 2011

Warp Fuck

A hookup that fails to make you cum so it “never happened”

John: “Did you fuck Ashly?”
Luke: “I warp fucked Ashly.”

by TheGlizzyGoblin September 1, 2020

Warp Factor

When riding a motorcycle so fast that everything that isnt directly ahead of you blurs and you cant make out ANYTHING except whats right in front of you.

Rider 1: I was riding earlier and everything blurred when I hit 130mph

Rider 2: Thats called warp factor.

Rider 1: Yeah? Well its sweet!

by Q Dawg October 16, 2008

Warp Speed Shit

The act of taking a shit so difficult that your vision starts to fade and you see stars much like the effect in Star Trek when the ship goes into warp speed. If you exceed a warp factor of ten that means your intestines just came out of your anus.

Picard: Where were you? You've been in the can for over an hour?

Riker: I had a warp speed shit.

Picard: Oh what factor?

Riker: Ten...Excuse me I have to go see the doctor now.

by Evil McBain September 1, 2010

warp speed

Driving excessively fast in an automobile. Extreme speeding.

The Porsche blew through the red light at warp speed, with the police in hot pursuit.

by Rod Brock July 27, 2006

warp torpedo

The act of destroying another’s reality through a forceful assertion of yours. Powerful displays of this form of social attack result in dizziness and disorientation.

Man, I know I'd been drinking, but Si dealt me a broadside warp torpedo so powerful I woke up two and a half hours later still incessantly doodling over and over the same napkin with no knowledge of the proceeding events. Butter-maids, indeed...

by Mike Hutchinson January 27, 2007