waistband tuck

The art of tucking your erection into the waistband of your boxers/athletic shorts to hide the appearance of the boner you are sporting.

On the long early morning walk to the bathroom from my dorm room, I had to employ the waistband tuck to avoid people seeing the tent I was pitching.

by L-DubV June 20, 2008

waist band hero

The act of taking ur boner/partially erecteed woody and cautiously sliping it into ur waist band of ur shorts to eliminate the sticking out of the wang. ***very helpful in a group seetting 2 avoid awkwardness -- (usually the go-to guy in terms of the boner evasion)
*Not necessary if your wang is 2.5 inches or less*

In a quick moment, they had to stop hookin up and run Hence, the girl got up and told Peter to get up
--however--Peter didn't want that lonely boner being evident so he called out to the Waist Band Hero and she never knew

by wingman of the isolation September 17, 2006

waist bender

The action of raging when you are too old to head bang without immediately regretting it! You resort to bending at the waist to appear to still headbang!

I'm still a fucking headbanger, but sonetimes I have to be a waist bender because I'm too old to rage and break my neck to Excision like I used to!

by Warpy927 August 3, 2018

Face to Waist (F2W)

When you ask for a picture from the person, usually by cell phone, of their face all the way down to the waist. Clothes optional. Also involved in "sexting".

Craig, would you finally ask that cougar for a face to waist (F2W) already?

IM: Cool! Send me a F2W!

by Utah Ski Bums March 21, 2010

tom waits

a musician of multiple genres started from 1970-present. he is probably one of the most underapperciated artists of all time and the most famous person nobody has heard off.


must listens are albums "rain dogs", "mule variations", "orphans brawlers bawlers and bastards".

he talks like tom waits.

he dresses like tom waits

you should listen to tom waits

by Zack Briscoe January 24, 2009

wanser

old fat fuck

If you got Wanser, youre playin the guessin game.

by antigenrx October 20, 2015

waistpron

the half apron that only covers from the waist down

so Anthony do you wear a waistpron or a full on apron at work?

by daniel duke June 27, 2006